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GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

It’s time for another Craftastrophe giveaway but this time we’re giving back to our readers courtesy of EdenFantasys! Which means it’s time to get your freak on!

Ever worry about your child / parent / friend finding your sex toy? Well fear not because now you can disguise it as a sushi roll!

sushi02 GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

Or a lobster?

lobster cozy GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

Or how about the ever popular Flying Spaghetti Monster, who made an appearance here once before?

fsm01 GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

You could use one to store the very popular G-spot Gemstone (though, it may be too pretty to hide in one of these).

How about showing your pride by snuggling your prized possession in a patriotic cozy?

canada01 GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

Keep your toy warm in a Canadian flag cozy – especially if it’s one of these gorgeous steel toys because seriously? You don’t want that stuff stickin’.

Monsters scare little kids. Monsters with mohawks and button eyes would surely scar an ankle biting snooper.

monster cozy GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

For those more hardcore players, here’s his and hers totes to attempt to conceal this behemoth carry hide your 10″ TEX.

A tote for her:

felt tote GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

Or how about a manbag for him – created from used Star Wars bed sheet. HAWT.

manbag GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

Giveaway Rules

1. Visit EdenFantasys.com and peruse the site.
2. Tell us, in the comments, the most interesting item you found.
3. Only one entry per person, but twitter the following to receive an extra entry:

@craftastrophe is giving you the chance to win something special from #edenfantasys I entered and so should you -  http://bit.ly/pui7K

Giveaway closes Monday April, 13 2009 at 12:00pm EST.

Winner will be chosen via the old name in a hat routine and selected by my three year old son. Appropriate, right?

What do you win?

The Cone

sex toys zzcone GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW)

Designed for him and her, you can use it for solo exploration or during partner play for even more fun. With a powerful 3 volt, 300 rpm motor, the 16 built-in functions vary the vibration speed and frequency up to 30Hz, with a powerful “orgasm button” for those who are impatient.

Good luck!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on April 7, 2009
You Probably Won't Win But You Can Try! |
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Holy Pig Head Bras!  We’re Nominated in the 2009 Bloggies!

Before I get to today’s Craftastrophe (which really, you should stick around for because OH MY DAYS it’s funny horrifying), I must tell you the good news!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 22, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Site Biznezz, You Probably Won't Win But You Can Try! |
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Hangman Necklace Giveaway Winner!!

below14th hangman necklace1 Hangman Necklace Giveaway Winner!!

First I’d like to congratulate our lovely winner of the Below14th’s Hangman Necklace:

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 10, 2009
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TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman Necklace

Luana commented on our blog last week and I had to write her back.  Her shop and website are a good indication of her amazing and intricate work, and once we got to talking, it was obvious who I would pick to be our next giveaway sponsor.  Especially when Luana showed me this:

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 4, 2009
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And the Winner Is…..

Thank you for entering our very first giveaway, dear readers.  If you missed it, stay tuned for more giveaways in the future!

Our lucky winner of the pendant made by the talented and gracious Stacey of JS Glass Art is…..

1 21 And the Winner Is.....

Mrs Nutty Mommy who said:

Mrs Nutty Mummy says:

My favourite was definitely the sushi necklace that made a poo! :) I think I would probably get one too. Maybe.

I tweeted too :)
Mrs Nutty Mummy’s last blog post..Oh poo! #

Congratulations Mrs Nutty Mommy! (Please email us at craftastropheblog@gmail.com with your mailing address so Stacey can mail that little gem out to you!)

Now if you didn’t win, don’t worry, we will be hosting more contests featuring talented designers in the future. The best way to keep informed on new contests is to follow us on twitter, subscribe to our RSS feed via your favorite blog reader, or subscribe to our blog via email (in the sidebar, just put your email address is and hit the subscribe button!)

Love,
The Craftastrophe Girls

p.s. If you are a crafter and would like to gain exposure and traffic by helping us host a giveaway, please email us at craftastropheblog@gmail.com.  We would love to hear from you!

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 12, 2008
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