As you can see we’ve made a few changes around here (if you’re reading in your feedreader, come on over and see!) It’s been nearly a year since we started Craftastrophe and we’re glad you’ve been along for the ride. We’ve listened to you in terms of making the site lighter and easier to read, and also heard you regarding having to click each entry to read (what a PAIN, I know). So unless a post has more than one picture from here on out, you shouldn’t have to click anything to see the whole thing.
(this is where Karen steps in and says, “dude. you’re SITTING. Do not complain to me about clicking a freaking button.”)
(this is where Sam says, “Karen, quit being a douche.”)
Hope you enjoy the new look. Unless you’re using Internet Explorer. We curse you with the fire of a thousand glue guns. And we’ll fix that later. Happy Thanksgiving if you’re Canadian like us, and if you’re anyone else – that blows that you gotta work on Monday, sucker. We’re gonna go eat some turkey. But not like this hilarious freakshow.
Lots of Love,
Sam & Karen
p.s. We’re still working out a few kinks, and in the meantime, feel free to get kinky with Barbie and MAYBE WIN SOMETHING!
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Barbie is damn sick of all this talk about these slutty little girls who have been trying to steal her limelight. Many have speculated that Barbie may just be too tame for the young girls these days. Doctor Barbie? Daycare Barbie? Three Musketeers Barbie? They’re all a show people.
Barbie is a dirty, dirty whore.
From the listing:
This is a single blank greeting card with one of my ‘Fetishdollies’ images on it. It comes complete with white envelope.
You know, so you can mail a note to Nana, inviting her over for tea….
And!
Speaking of bondage and all things naughty sex we’re hosting another Eden Fantastys giveaway here at Craftastrophe for those who wanna get their freak on.
Eden Fantasys is your home for all things dirty fun like lingerie, vibrators, and everything bondage. You too can get your freaky Barbie on!
HOW TO ENTER: Go HERE.
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Drumroll please: 
Congratulations to Jesica! 
Jesica has won the Brother P-Touch PT-1290 and I couldn’t be happier for her. Upon hopping over to her blog, I saw that she became Super Mom the other day when she made makeshift corn dogs for like 4cents. Colour me totally impressed! 
Jesica, I’ll be emailing you to get your address to send to our lovely Brother representative.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on August 6, 2009
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It’s a sickness for someone like me. My baking cupboard is chock full of labeled Tupperware containers, my laundry shelves and pantry are similarly stocked like an OCD’s (or retail merchandiser’s) dream. But I did it all without the help of a Brother P-Touch PT-1290.
You? You don’t have to, dear pet.
Check this bad boy out:
Part of the “Simply Stylish” line of P-touch products, the PT-1290 is perfect for all your home office labeling applications. With its sleek design, the PT-1290 will blend nicely with virtually any home office décor.
Features an easy-view 15-character LCD display, typewriter style keyboard and Auto Tape Detection feature that automatically recognizes the size of the installed tape cassette and adjusts the text to fit the label width. A dedicated “Deco Mode” key gives you easy access to 15, unique pre-designed label formats for creating decorative labels – including professional layouts that accommodate 2 rows of text. Easily switch between 2 fonts – with the touch of a button. Use the built-in memory to store up to 9 of your most frequently used labels. More Info…
There are two simple ways to enter this lovely contest:
- Re-tweet the following statement on Twitter: RT @craftastrophe ENTER TO WIN A BROTHER P-TOUCH LABEL MAKER here: http://tinyurl.com/nrgvln
- Subscribe to our feed.
Once you complete one or both of these tasks, comment below and let us know.
TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP!
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TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP!
We will draw a winner using random.org. Contest ends Wednesday August 5th, 2009 at MIDNIGHT E.S.T.
Now get outta here!
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on August 4, 2009
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Twitter users rejoice! The lovely Lori of Moda di Magno Blog for Stylish Living is back and she has been busy!
First, she made a slew of Frail (Fail) Whale necklaces for y’all.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on May 18, 2009
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Thanks to those of you who participated in our giveaway sponsored by edenfantasys.com! It was great reading all your responses! Hopefully you are able to find something from edenfantasys.com that suits your *ahem* needs.
The winner of The Cone:
Most interesting item? I vote for the “Five Gates of Hell”. It really made me stare wide-eyed. Like so: O_O
I don’t have a penis, and that little gem makes me grateful.
Congratulations Beverly! I’ll be in touch to get your contact information to have your item sent out!
Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on April 15, 2009
Site Biznezz,
You Probably Won't Win But You Can Try! |
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Beverly says:
