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Now, Which One is the Turkey?

I don’t doubt the amount of work that’s gone into this master piece, but HOLY MOLY!

I like turkeys just as much as the next guy: these gobbly fugly birds are fun to get going with fake gobbling through the fence and they taste good – but I never ever thought of them as a the perfect specimen for crafty works of art.

Until this, of course.

Remember The Gullet Mullet?

Just envision your turkey dinner. The family has gathered around the table, awaiting the glorious meal prepared. Grandpa has seated himself at the head of the table after carving the bird, the smell of turkey emanating through out the house….

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 26, 2008
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She’s a Maniac! Maniac!

She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

Now you can relive those days.

With these…

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 24, 2008
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, Um. WTF?, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead |
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Put your disease on show!

Want a gift for that teacher that you can’t stand?

scarypendant 226x300 Put your disease on show!

This gorgeous handmade necklace is guaranteed to attract attention to its owner! The pendant has the same doll photo on each side, encased in glass. It is made with black sheer ribbon and lace, measuring at 1.5 inches by 1.5 inches.

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Ring The Bell. School’s in Suckas

MC Hammer called…he wants his pants back.

mc hammer pants Ring The Bell. Schools in Suckas

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 23, 2008
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Diamonds, Sapphires and Zygotes – OH MY!

fetus 300x300 Diamonds, Sapphires and Zygotes   OH MY!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 21, 2008
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane, I Want to Punch a Crafter, Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity, Um. WTF?, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead |
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The Toddlerpede doll sculpture (left) was created by Jon Beinart.




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