Like Joseph’s special dreamcoat of many colours, it makes me want to dance and sing about its many, many colours.

I want this coat more than I want a Snuggie (and that’s A LOT). You’re not going to catch me out to lunch with my family in a Snuggie *snicker*- but this coat?

Absolutely, YES.

There’s something about the coat that just SCREAMS “I wear a turkey for a hat”

OMG.

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Reader Valerie found this little gem and couldn’t help laughing at the ridiculousness of the sock monkey heads on the boob part of the dress.  I can just imagine Sam wearing this and trying to breastfeeding her baby.  Hope you’re saving for therapy, Mommy!

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Today our friends to the south say good-bye to Bush and hello to Change! Fresh! New! Invigorating HOPE!

We Canadians sit idly by, jealous of your comradery, your patriotism, your interest in the fate of your country. (Ask HerBadMother – she’s got a FANTASTIC post about how many of us Canadians feel.)

So Craftastrophe presents an ode to your new President. Congratulations my friends, and here’s to a prosperous four (hopefully eight) year run for Obama.

A shimmering Swarovski Crystal likeness of our President-Elect Barak Obama. Whether or not you voted for him, I think most will agree that “Hope” is in the air. This t-shirt may easily become a collectible.

These are not iron-on transfer crystals. I attach each Swarovski crystal onto the fabric by a hot-fix method. Machine Washing is okay using a delicate cycle & turning inside out. { source }

Oh ya, baby.

Show your support for Barack Obama by sporting one of these adorable wristbands!

In support of the upcoming election, I will donate 80% of the profits directly to the Obama campaign. { source }

How many people at the National Mall are sporting these babies?

I have added our new first family to my multicultural doll family collection. They are made of all natural fabrics, and dressed as they were on the night of the election on November 4th 2008. { source }

A collection of the new First Family – forget Barbie, Ken and their friend Skipper.

This tee is made using spray paint and stencils…. It is coated with screen print extender which allows it to hold up after many washings!    { source }

Dood…try and keep the paint within the stencil on my shirt order please.

I just designed this garter because I’m getting so caught up in this Political season.

I found this wonderful graphic red white and blue fabric in just the right scale for one of my favorite garter styles.

I have made the band in blue and added a blue star for the center embellishment.

This would be a fun garter for the politically active DEMOCRAT bride. It would be fun to wear to a Politcal rally as well.  { source }

I’d wear these on my biceps, and my thighs.

Order now so you can sport your EXTRA AWESOME OBAMA PIN on Election Day! It’ll still be pretty collectible after this historic election!
I only have a few and I’m not making any more after they’ve sold out!

A dear friend of mine asked if I would make her an enameled campaign pin for her man, Barack Obama.

So I set out to make the most excellent campaign button ever! Ok, well maybe it’s not THE most excellent, but I think it comes pretty close! {source}

The most excellent campaign pin? Um….

We’ve seen some craptastic sweaters, now it’s time for The Vests!

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Just like any other item you sell, it’s important to showcase the fetish-wear. The following is a how-to for showcasing said fetish-wear to entice a buyer.

• Using a backdrop to remove distractions and keep focus solely on the item for sale is a smart decision. A solid colour is best and depending on the colour of the item, using white or black as a backdrop is your best best to highlight your item.

• Make sure that the item is clean, dust-free and orderly. Nothing screams used or unkempt like dust, disorganized and or missing pieces. People will not be enticed by your garbage if it looks like garbage.

• Clear and vivid pictures are a much better way to present the item that’s for sale. Make sure your camera is clean and the image your posting is not blurry or discoloured.

What not to do?

Um.

This….

I have caught myself staring at this creation a couple times. I don’t know why; it’s a freakin’ train wreck. For Realz.

Strike a pose!

HAZZAH!

I can’t stop thinking about the mask. How do you breath in there? Wouldn’t your face get all sweaty and yuck? You have to be a mouth breather in that thing?

Picture it. You’re wanting to do something extra special for your partner. You dress up in this thing, position yourself on the sofa, sip some wine – and mouth breath….

All I can think about is those ski masks….

And.. my work here is done.

Thanks to The Bloggess and Suebob (of course) for this one. Watch your back… I just may be sitting on one of your couches in this sometime near Christmas. Happy Holidays!

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