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Sock Monkey Butt Slapping Madness

Reader Valerie found this little gem and couldn’t help laughing at the ridiculousness of the sock monkey heads on the boob part of the dress.  I can just imagine Sam wearing this and trying to breastfeeding her baby.  Hope you’re saving for therapy, Mommy!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 28, 2009
I Want to Punch a Crafter, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead |
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An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

Today our friends to the south say good-bye to Bush and hello to Change! Fresh! New! Invigorating HOPE!

We Canadians sit idly by, jealous of your comradery, your patriotism, your interest in the fate of your country. (Ask HerBadMother – she’s got a FANTASTIC post about how many of us Canadians feel.)

So Craftastrophe presents an ode to your new President. Congratulations my friends, and here’s to a prosperous four (hopefully eight) year run for Obama.

obama tee An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

A shimmering Swarovski Crystal likeness of our President-Elect Barak Obama. Whether or not you voted for him, I think most will agree that “Hope” is in the air. This t-shirt may easily become a collectible.

These are not iron-on transfer crystals. I attach each Swarovski crystal onto the fabric by a hot-fix method. Machine Washing is okay using a delicate cycle & turning inside out. { source }

Oh ya, baby.

obama wristbands An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

Show your support for Barack Obama by sporting one of these adorable wristbands!

In support of the upcoming election, I will donate 80% of the profits directly to the Obama campaign. { source }

How many people at the National Mall are sporting these babies?

obama family An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

I have added our new first family to my multicultural doll family collection. They are made of all natural fabrics, and dressed as they were on the night of the election on November 4th 2008. { source }

A collection of the new First Family – forget Barbie, Ken and their friend Skipper.

obama robots An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

This tee is made using spray paint and stencils…. It is coated with screen print extender which allows it to hold up after many washings!    { source }

Dood…try and keep the paint within the stencil on my shirt order please.

garder An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

I just designed this garter because I’m getting so caught up in this Political season.

I found this wonderful graphic red white and blue fabric in just the right scale for one of my favorite garter styles.

I have made the band in blue and added a blue star for the center embellishment.

This would be a fun garter for the politically active DEMOCRAT bride. It would be fun to wear to a Politcal rally as well.  { source }

I’d wear these on my biceps, and my thighs.

obama button An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day

Order now so you can sport your EXTRA AWESOME OBAMA PIN on Election Day! It’ll still be pretty collectible after this historic election!
I only have a few and I’m not making any more after they’ve sold out!

A dear friend of mine asked if I would make her an enameled campaign pin for her man, Barack Obama.

So I set out to make the most excellent campaign button ever! Ok, well maybe it’s not THE most excellent, but I think it comes pretty close! {source}

The most excellent campaign pin? Um….

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 20, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis, Um. WTF?, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Christmas Vests: Bringing You the Season of Ugly

We’ve seen some craptastic sweaters, now it’s time for The Vests!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 23, 2008
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Selling Fetish-wear: A How To

Just like any other item you sell, it’s important to showcase the fetish-wear. The following is a how-to for showcasing said fetish-wear to entice a buyer.

  • Using a backdrop to remove distractions and keep focus solely on the item for sale is a smart decision. A solid colour is best and depending on the colour of the item, using white or black as a backdrop is your best best to highlight your item.
  • Make sure that the item is clean, dust-free and orderly. Nothing screams used or unkempt like dust, disorganized and or missing pieces. People will not be enticed by your garbage if it looks like garbage.
  • Clear and vivid pictures are a much better way to present the item that’s for sale. Make sure your camera is clean and the image your posting is not blurry or discoloured.

What not to do?

Um.

This….

fetish mohair1 Selling Fetish wear: A How To

I have caught myself staring at this creation a couple times. I don’t know why; it’s a freakin’ train wreck. For Realz.

Strike a pose!

fetish mohair2 Selling Fetish wear: A How To

HAZZAH!

fetish mohair3 Selling Fetish wear: A How To

I can’t stop thinking about the mask. How do you breath in there? Wouldn’t your face get all sweaty and yuck? You have to be a mouth breather in that thing?

Picture it. You’re wanting to do something extra special for your partner. You dress up in this thing, position yourself on the sofa, sip some wine – and mouth breath….

All I can think about is those ski masks….

And.. my work here is done.

Thanks to The Bloggess and Suebob (of course) for this one. Watch your back… I just may be sitting on one of your couches in this sometime near Christmas. Happy Holidays!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 16, 2008
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Knitting Nightmare, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Now, Which One is the Turkey?

I don’t doubt the amount of work that’s gone into this master piece, but HOLY MOLY!

I like turkeys just as much as the next guy: these gobbly fugly birds are fun to get going with fake gobbling through the fence and they taste good – but I never ever thought of them as a the perfect specimen for crafty works of art.

Until this, of course.

Remember The Gullet Mullet?

Just envision your turkey dinner. The family has gathered around the table, awaiting the glorious meal prepared. Grandpa has seated himself at the head of the table after carving the bird, the smell of turkey emanating through out the house….

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 26, 2008
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead |
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