I was traveling overseas and was stopped by a gentleman in the airport who, with broken english, wanted to tell me how wonderful it was to see Canadians in the country. I was a little confused, because it’s not like I was wearing a sign, but then I remembered the sew on patch on my backpack.

I wonder if he still would have approached me had it been this:

Figured it out yet?

A sew-on patch!
The hair is fuzzy crushed velvet, the outer labia are soft and puffy, the inner labia up and out, to get a good handle on the clitoris you need to pull back the hood, and the inside of the vagina is done in soft silk.

But. Um. Are those TEETH? Teeth inside the vag-jay-jay?

While I can appreciate this might be a great gift for your doula, midwife, nurse, doctor, or WHOEVER you have to birth your babies, I can’t get past this line:

They can be placed inside mamas belly and birthed out over and over again!

I’m so glad that can’t happen in real life. Well that and the electric red hair up there!

I’m trying really hard not to focus on that gaping hole, either.  Or the fact that knitty-mama on the left just birthed a gecko.

I used black and reds in this wallet along with a rustic floral pattern fabric to give this Spicy Vagina a Spanish flair. (Plus the outer labia are more tan than peach colored)

This vagina is great to play with!
The hair is fuzzy, the outer labia are soft and puffy, the inner labia up and out, to get a good view of the clitoris you need to pull back the hood, and the inside of the vagina is done in soft silk.

Um. It’s a wallet.

With a vagina on it.

You can be sure no one going to want to steal your money if you keep it safe in your vagina!

Va-jay-jay and all its bits after the jump…

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