Ladies, how often have you been out in an ensemble completely devoid of pockets and thought to yourself, “Damn, if only my water bottle fit in my vag!” Oh come on, I had it happen twice just in the past week.
Well now you can shove your lipstick, car keys, kazoos, and other daily necessities right on into your special place without having to worry about moisture damage. How on Earth did we manage before the invention of the Shagadelic Purssy Clutch?
Now you can reveal your inner cunt and stash your cell phone in it too!
This clutch was handcrafted from vintage fabric, and looks innocent enough from the outside… Imagine her delight when she opens it up to reveal an anatomically correct vagina! Perfect for the bride-to-be/drag queen/pussy lover in your life.
Screw the bride to be. I think the entire congregation should be toting these bad boys filled with seeds to hurl at the bride and groom as they flee the altar. Imagine the melee as wedding guests start reaching into other peoples’ purssies when theirs run out of seed.
All of a sudden this post sounds like an excerpt from a bad romance novel. Fortunately the Purssy is easily cleaned with a simple mixture of vinegar and water. The only other maintenance necessary is an occasional waxing.
But I regularly have Beatles songs stuck in my head.
I have sat here staring at this for quite a while, vacillating between awe of the mad skillz with a wood plane and utter incomprehension that someone would MAKE this.
Of course I’ve heard of toothed vaginae. But a toothed uterus?!
Beware little girls, this is what happens when you sleep with the tooth fairy.
This pregnant lady has a tooth in her belly, a molar, where usually a fetus would be! Also there is a toothy grin on the back of her neck!
Crap! There’s teeth on her neck, too?
Living in NYC, I’ve often wished I could use my uterus as an extra storage space for Christmas decorations or sporting equipment. Not for teeth though, I really do prefer to keep those in my mouth (along with my foot).
Not into teeth? No worries! The artist has a whole slew of uteri stuffed with creative goodies – muffins, testicles, waving kitties, whistles, and even a bowl of noodles. Based on the way I felt during my last period, I might have to commission a piece with a hello kitty chainsaw crammed into the uterine area. Don’t panic – I have more pictures for you. (more…)
Q: What happens when you have a bored guy at a diner with a sharpie in his pocket? A: Fine art, apparently.
Q: And what would you reckon the asking price might be for such well designed dishware might be? A: $200
Please note though:
They are not intended for use with food and are not microwave or dishwasher-safe.
This is not a plate – this is ART. As in, “where art though, my dear vagina plate?” You won’t find a set of these bad boys on any wedding registries during wedding season…at least I hope not.
By the looks of this portrait, Virginia might need to make an appointment with a waxing technician. Nice vajazzling, though.
Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.
Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…
This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.
You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:
Do NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.
