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A Box for Your Box (Read: This title totally sucks, just read the post. Kthxbai.)

This beautifully handmade wooden treasure box would be a delightful accessory to just about any room in your house.

hearsebox A Box for Your Box (Read: This title totally sucks, just read the post. Kthxbai.)

Adoring screwed on rubber skeleton hands and a crafty hearse decal, offset by a beautiful sateen ribbon, it is just about the most perfect thing to store your heroin and crack pipes sewing accessories; your husband’s television remotes life line; maybe even store your reusable menses paraphernalia.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 11, 2008
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Lady Bits and Pieces, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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You Put The Trinkets in The Box

What is the purpose of a trinket box? What is considered a trinket? Necklaces? Rings? Just small stuff?

Anyway, I digress.

Because whatever it is, it still ain’t going in something like this.

vaginabox1 You Put The Trinkets in The Box

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 10, 2008
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Lady Bits and Pieces, Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, Um. WTF?, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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Like The Cheshire Cat, Only Uglier and Scarier

Cheshire cat, you know him right? That creepy psychedelic cat scares the bejeezeus of of little children every year when they watch Alicein Wonderland for the first time. He creeps in the trees taunting poor Alice, skulking around in the bushes like a dirty pervert. A dirty pervert with a 70’s porn star mustache.

(Tell me I wasn’t the only person skeeved out by that cat?)

Because whoever took the time to make these bad boys obviously had some like-on for that cat.

scary cat3 Like The Cheshire Cat, Only Uglier and Scarier

That thing is staring right into my soul.

(They’re just ping pong balls, but still. So. effin. creepy.)

The! Eyes! Eerie and awkwardly spaced.

I am paralyzed by those beady little eyes.

scary cat21 Like The Cheshire Cat, Only Uglier and Scarier

Just looking at it makes me itchy and paranoid. Flashbacks! OH! the Flashbacks!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 8, 2008
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Knitting Nightmare, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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A Definite Conversation Starter

I was traveling overseas and was stopped by a gentleman in the airport who, with broken english, wanted to tell me how wonderful it was to see Canadians in the country. I was a little confused, because it’s not like I was wearing a sign, but then I remembered the sew on patch on my backpack.

I wonder if he still would have approached me had it been this:

vagina patch A Definite Conversation Starter

Figured it out yet?

A sew-on patch!
The hair is fuzzy crushed velvet, the outer labia are soft and puffy, the inner labia up and out, to get a good handle on the clitoris you need to pull back the hood, and the inside of the vagina is done in soft silk.

But. Um. Are those TEETH? Teeth inside the vag-jay-jay?

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 7, 2008
Fantastic Felt Up, Lady Bits and Pieces, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

il 430xn24747126 Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

While I can appreciate this might be a great gift for your doula, midwife, nurse, doctor, or WHOEVER you have to birth your babies, I can’t get past this line:

They can be placed inside mamas belly and birthed out over and over again!

I’m so glad that can’t happen in real life. Well that and the electric red hair up there!

I’m trying really hard not to focus on that gaping hole, either.  Or the fact that knitty-mama on the left just birthed a gecko.

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Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Knitting Nightmare, Lady Bits and Pieces, Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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