At last! Someone on etsy who is brave enough to admit that their creepy art is actually for the purposes of evil. It certainly LOOKS evil:
And here’s the description:
Although completely harmless within the home, these horrible abominations should never be buried in the ground. Unless of course you don’t like your neighbors, go ahead and watch the seeds of evil bloom. Once buried in the ground the property owners will be burdened with tragedy and despair. Even given its potential for harm, this little guy is great to snuggle up to on a rainy day. Hang him on a wall, throw him in a corner, or use as a center piece, this demon spawn goes great with any décor. 4 X 7.5 inches.
That makes me feel all Church Lady-ish for some reason. Could it be…Satan?
.. to file a restraining order begin shopping for Valentine’s Day !
“Tell that special guy (or gal) that you can’t live without him this Valentine’s Day”…and what better way than with a card that depicts such a gruesome example of love. Maxine has nothing on this lady…..
I present to you quite possibly the ugliest craft item I have ever seen. Unless you ask the creator, who says this about their monstrosity……. ( I left the typos – FREEBIE )
THIS UNIQUE CREATION IS BOTH FACINATING AND FUNCTIONAL.
A MULTITUDE OF FABULUS USES:
GARDEN BASKET, SEWING OR KNITTING BASKET, SHOPPING HAND BAG, PUT SOAPS & WASHCLOTHS IN IT FOR A GUEST ROOM. A DINING CENTERPIECE WITH DRIED OR FRESH FLOWERS.
FEATURES A TAXIDERMY CREATION OF ARMADILLO SHELL FORMED INTO A BASKET. HIS TAIL FORMS THE HANDLE.
GORGEOUS FINISH ACCENTING THE DETAIL OF THE BEAUTIFUL CREATURE.
Next time I run over one of these, I’m just gonna scoop the guts out like you would a cantaloupe and sling it over my arm.
Then I’m going to go check myself into the nearest mental hospital. And wash.
As we make our collective final steps out of 2010 and into 2011, it’s only natural to begin reviewing the past 12 months. What did I like? What did I dislike? Which things should I bring with me into the New Year, and which should I let fall by the wayside?
It’s come to my attention recently that a certain thing has begun to grow in popularity. It’s been present for years, but it’s remained on the fringes, a staple of children and Burning Man fanatics, sure, but nothing you’d see on your mom, or your best friend; never so front and center that I’ve begun to see it in nearly every store window I pass.
I’m talking about adult animal hats.
No, I don’t mean raccoon tail Davy Crockett hats. Those are fine (as long as they also stay on the fringes…). I’m talking about these things:
Come on, dude. You are a grown man. You are not four years old. You’re 30! And you’re wearing a PENGUIN FACE on top of YOUR FACE! How is that okay?
This is my open plea to everyone that we eradicate adults in animal hats by January 2011.
Oh our menstrual rites of passage. The cramping, the bleeding, the childbearing! But if I could only have a special place to keep track of my menses. With delightful graphics (which are oh so graphic) to remind me what a total pain in the ass my period is!
OH BUT LOOK!
Yes kids, even Princess Leia bleeds. And evidently forgets to wear a tampon. I wonder if there is a reminder in any of these delightful Menstrual Lunar Calendars, which will remind me to run to the drug store and buy supplies?
It does not appear so. But apparently, this girl has some big time bloat going on. Her legs are usually totally proportionate to her feet.
She looks a little pissed. But I guess I am a little grumpy when I overflow all over the floor, too. I guess I’ll just put on my fallopian tube tee shirt and mark this day in my calendar.
And here’s the description:
