Ya so there’s a whole culture of people who farm themselves for Human Ivory.  Want to take a wild guess as to what Human Ivory is?  Here are some hints:

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From the listing:

I made these sweet little concrete feet. They are great as book ends, and paper weights, as decor on a table, and also to put under flower pots so the roots don’t rot!!

I don’t want my pots to rot.

Sam is always telling me I drive like a Granny, maybe instead of a lead foot (like hers), I could buy one of these.

You know, to kick her in the mouth.  Then she’ll stop calling me Grannypanties.

Thanks Cain!

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I’d use it to keep my head propped upright; or stick it on the talker next to me and blow it up to the point where they could no longer breathe talk.

Either way: $170.00 Blow up neck warmer / brace FTW!

Thanks Cari for showing us this store!

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Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.

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I had to post this NOW.  Thanks Mom-O-Matic!

From Inhabitots:

“Doing it for the Kids is a current exhibition put on by [re] design to showcase the latest, most innovative sustainable toy designs from around the globe. Among them, the Placenta Teddy Bear by designer Alex Green. A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear. Green’s ‘Twin Teddy Kit’ ‘celebrates the unity of the infant, the mother and the placenta,’ and enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.”

Hush little baby…don’t say a word…

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