I’d use it to keep my head propped upright; or stick it on the talker next to me and blow it up to the point where they could no longer breathe talk.

Either way: $170.00 Blow up neck warmer / brace FTW!

Thanks Cari for showing us this store!

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** Have you entered our fabulous giveaway for a 75 dollar gift certificate to Eden Fantasys? Time’s running out!**

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Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.

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I had to post this NOW.  Thanks Mom-O-Matic!

From Inhabitots:

“Doing it for the Kids is a current exhibition put on by [re] design to showcase the latest, most innovative sustainable toy designs from around the globe. Among them, the Placenta Teddy Bear by designer Alex Green. A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear. Green’s ‘Twin Teddy Kit’ ‘celebrates the unity of the infant, the mother and the placenta,’ and enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.”

Hush little baby…don’t say a word…

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Barbie herself would be pretty pleased with this Pretty in Pink version of the almighty girl-throne.

At $2100, this lovely number isn’t cheap, but the only thing that keeps running through my mind is how in the heck would you clean all that grout?  Call me a germ-a-phobe, but it just seems to me that all those nooks and crannies would be ideal places for poo germs to have an all out crazy-ass rave, complete with glow necklaces and boomboomboomboom and poppin’ ecstasy all up those little VIP rooms between all that toilet bling.

So um, ew.  Say no to drugs, kids.

Thanks Nic!

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10 toes, 10 fingers, one head.  You know the drill – that sort of thing doesn’t sell in the circus. (rubs hands together – ya that’s evil.)

From the listing:

Are you a fan of creepy circuses and freaky carnivals?
Do you love babies?

If you answered yes to both of those questions, this product is for you. Originally created as a prop for a Halloween party with a horror carnival theme, these cotton candy babies make a great addition to any curio room.

Hanging by a multi-colored string, these dolls were painted a deep red and surrounded by painted cotton to give the effect of a tasty cotton candy baby just ready to be eaten by the unsuspecting circus patron. Hang them, place them in a bowl, or use them as a great centerpiece – these babies will be a conversation starter no matter where they’re displayed.

We have five of these products. Two have blue cotton and three have pink cotton. Comes in a bag with string attached, ready to be hung by thumbtack (not included).

I’m going to assume these aren’t edible.  Given the paint and all.  If you’re having  a Halloween party* this year, these would be perfect!

Thanks Adam!  <— that blog is often NSFW/kids, but is one of my favorite blogs.  You’d best have a good sick sense of humour if you go over there!

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*not recommended as a baby shower gift.  Pregnant women have enough nightmares.  I once dreamed I was breastfeeding a cat.  My nipples curl into my boobs every time I think about it.  Cat teeth are quite unforgiving, I would imagine.  Meow!