Craftastrophe » Turkey Lurkey!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, AMERICUS!

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:00:03 +0000

I got your turkey right here, betches. Watch out for the safety pins!

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey in the Gel

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:04 +0000

Because it’s decorative gourd season, motherf*ckers.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Howdy, Pilgrim!

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:00:06 +0000

Did you say turkey table toppers? I thought you said dirty table toppers!

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: The Cat in The Hat, Turkey Style

Karen Sugarpants — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:00:27 +0000

There’s nothing that thrills me more than a pissed-off cat. Also I thought those red gobbly things hung down.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Hat for Pissed Off Kids

Karen Sugarpants — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:00:03 +0000

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Earrings Aren’t as Bad as Bald Eagle Earrings

Karen Sugarpants — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:00:20 +0000

Want proof? Read more:

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Craftastrophe

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:05 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, Turkducken.

GENIUS.

WANT.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Turkey

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:19 +0000

I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey. It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea. WTF?

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Wild Turkey

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:18 +0000

I love how the crafter specified it wasn’t for drinking. Especially since all of her pictures are blurry. Ironic.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Lollipop Trees?

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:35 +0000

I’m Canadian, so forgive me if I don’t know about this tradition, if it even is one. Do Americans put out lollipop trees at Thanksgiving?

Help me out here, Americus.

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