Ladies and Gentlemen, Turkducken.

GENIUS.

WANT.

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I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey.  It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea.  WTF?

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I love how the crafter specified it wasn’t for drinking.  Especially since all of her pictures are blurry.  Ironic.

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I’m Canadian, so forgive me if I don’t know about this tradition, if it even is one.  Do Americans put out lollipop trees at Thanksgiving?

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I take yesterday’s post back.  Today I give thanks that whoever sewed THIS isn’t my mother.  Is that gold lipstick?  PAGEANT MOM!

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