Bronze their poop instead!

5 X 7 inch wooden plaque
in a stained wood color & gloss finish,
with our LARGE FAKE DOG POOP
in a beautiful Metallic Gold !

( Not real gold )
Shiny GOLD tone Fake Dog Crap
as an AWARD …

Srsly? Not real gold? DAMMIT!

for the Crappy Salesman?
for the Sh#t Head of the Month?
for the LAST PLACE Golfer?
for the ??????????

or even…..
for the person that “thinks”
they have “EVERYTHING” ?
Well, they don’t have THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

True dat. True. Dat.

I guess this is NOT like an Olympic Gold Metal,
But rather the opposite.

I beg to differ. If I were giving this gift, I am SURE I would tear up with happiness while I witnessed the receiver opening their package.

Heh. I said package.

Also available in SILVER color for a 2nd Place Award and BRONZE color for a 3rd Place Award by SPECIAL request !

There is space on the Plaque to install one of those small brass engraved plates with a Name and Title of the Award. (not included)

Can also be hung on the wall if you use a small picture frame hanger on the back. (not included)

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Damn! I just bought my dismembered-torso-hidden-in-the-bush-to-be-found-by-a-melancholy- school-girl-in-her-Sunday-best.

Do you think I can return it for this one?

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There’s only ONE thing that could be even more excruciatingly awkward than this photo: unintentionally taking this dude home from the bar one night.

Dare you to try it. Buy this painting. Hang it over your couch and then search out Mister Lovah Lovah and bring him home. Convo me with the results!

P.S. It totally looks like someone had an itchy ass. Can’t hide that scratching when you’ve got paint on your hands, Mister.

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I don’t know, maybe I’m stating the obvious here…but that kinda looks like a penis in (its) mouth, and maybe vagina eyes?

Either way. I am scarred for life. FOR SERIOUS.

From the listing:

For the love of Frida and her ever lasting existence, when the consciousness ceases, the mind has die [sic], but not the imagination.

I think this person’s imagination could use a vacation.

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I think it’s fair to say, I’ll NEVER sleep again.

This is a photograph done from a altered art image. A sexy curving lady summons up a man to bring her wishes to life. If you look at her raised hand you will see a radiation of gold light from her wand. I love the thought of women just summoning up men. lol must be the sexist in me.

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