Ha.

Two. Faced? Get it?

I don’t know, maybe I’m missing something… All I see is an elephant trunks and a couple of zippers.

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The pig flu is making its rounds this season. Are you prepared?

If your so inclined to believe all the hype then remember: Even Superheros are vulnerable to the pig flu. That shit’s like kryptonite.

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Here’s a special one for you my lovelies.

Don’t say I never give you anything… um… Special.

Yes. Special, that’s it.

No need to thank me.

Really. There’s no need.

From the website:

Description:

TITLE: Self portrait on a used maxi pad.

MEDIUM: Panty Liner,Menstrual blood,acrylic,water colors and paper.

SIZE: 8 1/2 X 6 1/2,framed under glass.

But!

Oh! There’s a but alright.

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STATUS: SOLD!!!

I sh!t you not.

Bet you’ve now got that burning desire to go craft some selfies, eh?

*shudder*

Thanks superfoodlamb for this one. I think….

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Because “You can have it ALL!”

I know, we’ve featured Barbie-esque stuff before. I. KNOW.

I just can’t help myself. Anything with Barbie’s mutilated body encapsulated in resin screams to me. I can’t bring myself to pass it by.

Particularly this gem. Why? Because: YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.

YES. I AM YELLING.

HAVE IT. TAKE IT. PLEASE. NOW!!!!

From the listing:

You CAN have it all. . . it just takes some work! A great piece for the recent graduate, or person who has just been promoted.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. For a person who has just been promoted…

INTO THE POSITION YOU WERE ALSO VYING FOR.

You could wrap it up all pretty like and when you hand it to them say: “Congratulations! It’s all yours!” as you smile politely and innocently.

Hopefully they believe your gesture to be genuine. That would make it all the more fun when you see that they’ve hung your gift in their new 4 X 4 cubical facing the window which looks onto the backside of a concrete structure situated a mere 4 feet from said window.

Dammit. It should have been YOURS!

NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MUSTARD LID!

Thanks Krista!

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There’s just so many things I could say about this mosaic, but honestly? I can’t get past the ginormous Homer Simpson head on the fetus or the random protruding ‘part’ at the nether regions of the lady.

I don’t know whether I should cry or get a hysterectomy.

Thanks Shigella!

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