Something to offend everyone – the lady of the house, who doesn’t like hunting, and the man of the house, who doesn’t want his dead animals crapped up with floral fabric.
I’m probably not a good person to ask. I’ve been a vegetarian since the 1980′s. But does anyone really find a watercolor of a turkey carcass appealing?
Tell me it doesn’t kind of look like a lady…a big headless lady…and the bleeding cranberries add a nice, macabre touch. Just $400, in time for Thanksgiving.
Maybe because of the summer I spent living in a house with no interior doors (my sister had taken them down for painting and had never gotten around to actually painting), a 6-year-old and a very nocturnal hamster with a very loud Habitrail running wheel, I just can’t imagine wanting to do this:
Yes, it is. A hamster funerary urn. May also be used for gerbils and small parrots.
I have to admit, though, when my nephew’s stupid hamster (named “Spinner” (the hamster, not my nephew)) finally kicked the bucket, my only thought was not “How shall we memorialize our dear lost friend?” but “FINALLY!”
Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.
