Craftastrophe » Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall

Braintree Mass

suebob — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:13:50 +0000

This shop is full of awesome. Go find the Meerkat sisters, for instance. But this is so …um….aaaah….I can’t even compose a sentence.

{Source} $25 and a lifetime of nightmares

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AND THEN I DRANK ALL THE COFFEE!!!!

suebob — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 14:41:28 +0000

This is one wired, wide-awake wiener dog!

{Source} $50 and 10 trips in a row through the Starbucks drive-thru

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Squish Squash

suebob — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:54:32 +0000

This drawing is 30 x 40 inches. That is one hell of a lot of moldy squash to take in.

{Source} $150. Hefty bags not included.

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Make your own f***ing Craftastrophe

suebob — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:40:43 +0000

I don’t often suggest do-it-yourself projects. Sometimes Craftastrophe turns into that, like when intrepid reader Carl Strauser decided to make the Scary Monkey.

But generally, we leave it up to others to make our mistakes for us. Not this time, kiddos. This is a hands-on craft. And legs-on. And…well, you figure out what else is on. You use this, which involves canvas, paint and plastic sheeting:

To get this, or something like it, depending on how you…do it.

You can put it over your bed and say “Honey, remember the last time we had sex? No? It was when we made that painting!”

{Source} $60 and a pre-written fake explanation for your mother-in-law

H/T Kristy from She Just Walks Around With It

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Action Heroes

suebob — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:00:49 +0000

There just isn’t enough art featuring Narwhals, IMO. And this art is from a rare action sequence of a shark-narhwal death battle!

I hope there isn’t some obvious cultural reference I’m missing. I don’t go to a lot of animal on animal action movies or read comics…

Love the artist’s description – you have to go to the source and read the whole thing, because it is that awesome. Here’s a sample:

So, what is this treasure that the narwhals protect and sharks want? It’s the recipe for Doritos. Oh, and I forgot to mention that narwhals will attack sharks because they’re jealous that there isn’t a Narwhal Week.

So anyways, that’s what’s going on in my painting. Check it out, though! Look at all that lightning! That sword is totally fucking sweet, too! It’s got a bat skull thingy!

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Ceci n’est pas un pipe

suebob — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:17:16 +0000

Question of the day: is buying a “Debt is Dumb” plaque a good way or a bad way to get into more debt? I don’t know if Dave Ramsey would approve.

{Source} $12.99 worth of dumb

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Christmas Equals Pine Cones, right?

suebob — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:57:32 +0000

Lovely pine cones, with their distinctive scent and appearance are the perfect decoration for the winter holiday season.

Or not.

The line between existence and delusion is blurred. Imagination seeps through the cracks between what is in the head and the soul. What is really there? Confusion by others trickery? Frustration builds to a let down, chasing the rabbit back to the surrounding walls where the spirits could inhabit the body.

This piece can be displayed on a shelf, table, or bookcase. However, looks best hanging on a wall!

{Source} $300 or will barter for therapy.

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Christmas Idea: For Your Crazy Bird-Loving Sister (ahem)

suebob — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:00:25 +0000

Yes, my sister is a nutty bird lady, and I do love her. I don’t know if I love her enough to spend almost $500 on a slightly moth-eaten-looking crocheted poseable birdie, though:

Maybe I’ll just get her a bag of sunflower seeds and call it a day.

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High Points and Low Points

suebob — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 12:19:40 +0000

Mr. Morad Jasim is a very, very talented artist:

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His plates and tiles feature classical Turkish themes in vibrant colors:

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But then…then…there’s this:

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Because a Bush in the hand is worth $5700

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Happy Thanksgiving, All You Freaks

suebob — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:12:23 +0000

I am thankful for each and every reader who stops by Craftastrophe. Which is why I bring you presents, like this:

You’re welcome. Hope your holiday is happy and healthy.
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Craftastrophe » Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall

Braintree Mass

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AND THEN I DRANK ALL THE COFFEE!!!!

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Make your own f***ing Craftastrophe

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Ceci n’est pas un pipe

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