Craftastrophe » Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall

Oh, Mr. Sandman

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:52:10 +0000

I think it’s fair to say, I’ll NEVER sleep again.

This is a photograph done from a altered art image. A sexy curving lady summons up a man to bring her wishes to life. If you look at her raised hand you will see a radiation of gold light from her wand. I love the thought of women just summoning up men. lol must be the sexist in me.

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Not the same, but still fun:

Glitter Goblins

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:24 +0000

It look like ones about to mount the other, you know – to spread its seed glitter.

COMPLETELY acceptable wall art for a child’s room, no?

I am completely drawn to the colours though.

And I can’t help but be entranced by the creepy four eyes.

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Not the same, but still fun:

Note to self:

sam {temptingmama} — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:00:16 +0000

Next trip to the groomer, make a point of telling them NO. LION. MANE. MULLETS.

Seriously? That shit borders on animal abuse.

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Not the same, but still fun:

It’s IT – and not the information technologist either

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:00:04 +0000

Is that a meatball?

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An Ironic Oxymoron…

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:14 +0000

Angels having The Naughty Sex.

Oxymoron FTW!

Oh Suebob, how I love thee. Thanks for another great find!

Not the same, but still fun:

Two Faced?

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:16:56 +0000

Ha.

Two. Faced? Get it?

I don’t know, maybe I’m missing something… All I see is an elephant trunks and a couple of zippers.

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A Craftastrophe PSA: Even Superheros are susceptible

sam {temptingmama} — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:23:41 +0000

The pig flu is making its rounds this season. Are you prepared?

If your so inclined to believe all the hype then remember: Even Superheros are vulnerable to the pig flu. That shit’s like kryptonite.

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I can’t be certain, but I think the picture is drawn on toilet paper

sam {temptingmama} — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:50:28 +0000

Here’s a special one for you my lovelies.

Don’t say I never give you anything… um… Special.

Yes. Special, that’s it.

No need to thank me.

Really. There’s no need.

From the website:

Description:

TITLE: Self portrait on a used maxi pad.

MEDIUM: Panty Liner,Menstrual blood,acrylic,water colors and paper.

SIZE: 8 1/2 X 6 1/2,framed under glass.

But!

Oh! There’s a but alright.

STATUS: SOLD!!!

I sh!t you not.

Bet you’ve now got that burning desire to go craft some selfies, eh?

*shudder*

Thanks superfoodlamb for this one. I think….

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Some more like this one:

The question is: Do you want it?

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:21:38 +0000

Because “You can have it ALL!”

I know, we’ve featured Barbie-esque stuff before. I. KNOW.

I just can’t help myself. Anything with Barbie’s mutilated body encapsulated in resin screams to me. I can’t bring myself to pass it by.

Particularly this gem. Why? Because: YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.

YES. I AM YELLING.

HAVE IT. TAKE IT. PLEASE. NOW!!!!

From the listing:

You CAN have it all. . . it just takes some work! A great piece for the recent graduate, or person who has just been promoted.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. For a person who has just been promoted…

INTO THE POSITION YOU WERE ALSO VYING FOR.

You could wrap it up all pretty like and when you hand it to them say: “Congratulations! It’s all yours!” as you smile politely and innocently.

Hopefully they believe your gesture to be genuine. That would make it all the more fun when you see that they’ve hung your gift in their new 4 X 4 cubical facing the window which looks onto the backside of a concrete structure situated a mere 4 feet from said window.

Dammit. It should have been YOURS!

NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MUSTARD LID!

Thanks Krista!

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Not the same, but still fun:

Aliens Among Us

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:34:18 +0000

There’s just so many things I could say about this mosaic, but honestly? I can’t get past the ginormous Homer Simpson head on the fetus or the random protruding ‘part’ at the nether regions of the lady.

I don’t know whether I should cry or get a hysterectomy.

Thanks Shigella!

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