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It’s a Special Lady Time on Craftastrophe!

suebob — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:05:35 +0000

Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.

Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…

This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.

You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:

Do NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.

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{Source} Bedazzled Tampon Finger Puppet

Suebob denies writing this post under the influence of PMS.

Not the same, but still fun:

Lysol won’t do JACK

Samantha Jo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:45:04 +0000

What mother doesn’t worry about the germs surrounding her children’s playthings? It’s hard not to imagine what could be going into their precious little mouths after picking up a stray Weeble or Lego. WELL IMAGINE NO FURTHER, FRIENDS! For I have found a sculpture that is an exact replica of bacteria found in a child’s play room! Behold:

What might you do with this, you ask? Straight from the artist’s description:

This huge purple germ can hang from your ceiling or lounge on your bed. She weighs two pounds maybe? Definitely sweet, crafted very well and has delicate, feathery details.

Lounge on your bed! Hang from your ceiling–why not! Let your cleaning obsession be on constant alert with this furry beauty for the insanely low price of $400.00.

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Samantha cleans enough as it is, thankyouverymuch, but when she’s not can also be found at her personal blog Back To Me and her budget review blog Live Well Spend Well.

Not the same, but still fun:

Pretty Bird

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:05:43 +0000

Yes, they are dead.

Good to know. I was beginning to question what Jedi Mind Tricks were used on your pets.

Aw… Petie.

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Definitely check out the seller’s store, Tim has some really beautiful pieces.

Not the same, but still fun:

Vaginart

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:59:16 +0000

I don’t think I will look at my kid’s finger painting the same ever again….

I just keep staring at it wondering: HOW!?

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Some more like this one:

For some reason, all I see are Hershey’s Kisses.

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:42:31 +0000

“Folds” is pretty much my favorite piece from my AP Studio Art breadth work. In person, the colors are pretty psychedelic.

I think I’ll hang on to my 30 bucks and just look in the mirror instead.

But thanks anyway!

Thanks Kerrie!

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Some more like this one:

Forget bronzing your kids first shoe..

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:00:32 +0000

Bronze their poop instead!

5 X 7 inch wooden plaque
in a stained wood color & gloss finish,
with our LARGE FAKE DOG POOP
in a beautiful Metallic Gold !

( Not real gold )
Shiny GOLD tone Fake Dog Crap
as an AWARD …

Srsly? Not real gold? DAMMIT!

for the Crappy Salesman?
for the Sh#t Head of the Month?
for the LAST PLACE Golfer?
for the ??????????

or even…..
for the person that “thinks”
they have “EVERYTHING” ?
Well, they don’t have THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

True dat. True. Dat.

I guess this is NOT like an Olympic Gold Metal,
But rather the opposite.

I beg to differ. If I were giving this gift, I am SURE I would tear up with happiness while I witnessed the receiver opening their package.

Heh. I said package.

Also available in SILVER color for a 2nd Place Award and BRONZE color for a 3rd Place Award by SPECIAL request !

There is space on the Plaque to install one of those small brass engraved plates with a Name and Title of the Award. (not included)

Can also be hung on the wall if you use a small picture frame hanger on the back. (not included)

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Some more like this one:

It kinda looks like a bodysuit snagged in the brush…

sam {temptingmama} — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:00:52 +0000

Damn! I just bought my dismembered-torso-hidden-in-the-bush-to-be-found-by-a-melancholy- school-girl-in-her-Sunday-best.

Do you think I can return it for this one?

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Some more like this one:

Painting in the nude

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:19:21 +0000

There’s only ONE thing that could be even more excruciatingly awkward than this photo: unintentionally taking this dude home from the bar one night.

Dare you to try it. Buy this painting. Hang it over your couch and then search out Mister Lovah Lovah and bring him home. Convo me with the results!

P.S. It totally looks like someone had an itchy ass. Can’t hide that scratching when you’ve got paint on your hands, Mister.

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Not the same, but still fun:

The Eyes of Frida

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:43:10 +0000

I don’t know, maybe I’m stating the obvious here…but that kinda looks like a penis in (its) mouth, and maybe vagina eyes?

Either way. I am scarred for life. FOR SERIOUS.

From the listing:

For the love of Frida and her ever lasting existence, when the consciousness ceases, the mind has die [sic], but not the imagination.

I think this person’s imagination could use a vacation.

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Not the same, but still fun:

Oh, Mr. Sandman

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:52:10 +0000

I think it’s fair to say, I’ll NEVER sleep again.

This is a photograph done from a altered art image. A sexy curving lady summons up a man to bring her wishes to life. If you look at her raised hand you will see a radiation of gold light from her wand. I love the thought of women just summoning up men. lol must be the sexist in me.

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