This shop is full of awesome. Go find the Meerkat sisters, for instance. But this is so …um….aaaah….I can’t even compose a sentence.

{Source} $25 and a lifetime of nightmares

This is one wired, wide-awake wiener dog!

{Source} $50 and 10 trips in a row through the Starbucks drive-thru

This drawing is 30 x 40 inches. That is one hell of a lot of moldy squash to take in.

{Source} $150. Hefty bags not included.

I don’t often suggest do-it-yourself projects. Sometimes Craftastrophe turns into that, like when intrepid reader Carl Strauser decided to make the Scary Monkey.

But generally, we leave it up to others to make our mistakes for us. Not this time, kiddos. This is a hands-on craft. And legs-on. And…well, you figure out what else is on. You use this, which involves canvas, paint and plastic sheeting:

To get this, or something like it, depending on how you…do it.

You can put it over your bed and say “Honey, remember the last time we had sex? No? It was when we made that painting!”

{Source} $60 and a pre-written fake explanation for your mother-in-law

H/T Kristy from She Just Walks Around With It

There just isn’t enough art featuring Narwhals, IMO. And this art is from a rare action sequence of a shark-narhwal death battle!

I hope there isn’t some obvious cultural reference I’m missing. I don’t go to a lot of animal on animal action movies or read comics…

Love the artist’s description – you have to go to the source and read the whole thing, because it is that awesome. Here’s a sample:

So, what is this treasure that the narwhals protect and sharks want? It’s the recipe for Doritos. Oh, and I forgot to mention that narwhals will attack sharks because they’re jealous that there isn’t a Narwhal Week.

So anyways, that’s what’s going on in my painting. Check it out, though! Look at all that lightning! That sword is totally fucking sweet, too! It’s got a bat skull thingy!

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