What mother doesn’t worry about the germs surrounding her children’s playthings? It’s hard not to imagine what could be going into their precious little mouths after picking up a stray Weeble or Lego. WELL IMAGINE NO FURTHER, FRIENDS!  For I have found a sculpture that is an exact replica of bacteria found in a child’s play room!  Behold:

What might you do with this, you ask?  Straight from the artist’s description:

This huge purple germ can hang from your ceiling or lounge on your bed. She weighs two pounds maybe? Definitely sweet, crafted very well and has delicate, feathery details.

Lounge on your bed!  Hang from your ceiling–why not!  Let your cleaning obsession be on constant alert with this furry beauty for the insanely low price of $400.00.

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Samantha cleans enough as it is, thankyouverymuch, but when she’s not can also be found at her personal blog  Back To Me and her budget review blog  Live Well Spend Well.

Yes, they are dead.

Good to know. I was beginning to question what Jedi Mind Tricks were used on your pets.

Aw… Petie.

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Definitely check out the seller’s store, Tim has some really beautiful pieces.

I don’t think I will look at my kid’s finger painting the same ever again….

I just keep staring at it wondering: HOW!?

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“Folds” is pretty much my favorite piece from my AP Studio Art breadth work. In person, the colors are pretty psychedelic.

I think I’ll hang on to my 30 bucks and just look in the mirror instead.

But thanks anyway!

Thanks Kerrie!

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Bronze their poop instead!

5 X 7 inch wooden plaque
in a stained wood color & gloss finish,
with our LARGE FAKE DOG POOP
in a beautiful Metallic Gold !

( Not real gold )
Shiny GOLD tone Fake Dog Crap
as an AWARD …

Srsly? Not real gold? DAMMIT!

for the Crappy Salesman?
for the Sh#t Head of the Month?
for the LAST PLACE Golfer?
for the ??????????

or even…..
for the person that “thinks”
they have “EVERYTHING” ?
Well, they don’t have THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

True dat. True. Dat.

I guess this is NOT like an Olympic Gold Metal,
But rather the opposite.

I beg to differ. If I were giving this gift, I am SURE I would tear up with happiness while I witnessed the receiver opening their package.

Heh. I said package.

Also available in SILVER color for a 2nd Place Award and BRONZE color for a 3rd Place Award by SPECIAL request !

There is space on the Plaque to install one of those small brass engraved plates with a Name and Title of the Award. (not included)

Can also be hung on the wall if you use a small picture frame hanger on the back. (not included)

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