About
    Press
    Advertise
    Archives
    Contact


Home

Love Your Creepy Cloth Doll, Love Yourself

How’s your nude body image?  Feel like you could use a reminder to celebrate diversity in beauty?  Want to excite your self esteem?  Then I’ve got just the thing!

il 570xN.181578695 Love Your Creepy Cloth Doll, Love Yourself

Exotic Soft Sculpture and cloth dolls are designed to arouse positive nude body image, excite high self-esteem and celebrate diversity in beauty.

How, you ask?  Obviously just by being around you!  Sit your cloth love doll on a folding stool in your house and admire her long skinny freak legs and short pointy hands!  Check out her awesome lumpy body and shiny pillow lips!  Snap at her signature sense of style and think, “Mmm hmm, you GO girl!”  You’ll be feeling better about yourself in no time, I promise!

But positive nude body image through creepy doll emulation doesn’t come cheap.  This diva will run you a cool $3,500–but trust me, she’s worth it.  Unh hunh

One diva not enough?  Don’t worry, she’s got friends!

il 570xN.181777036 Love Your Creepy Cloth Doll, Love Yourself

(more…)

share save 171 16 Love Your Creepy Cloth Doll, Love Yourself
Posted by Renee on January 25, 2011
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit,Lady Bits and Pieces,Penis Paraphernalia,Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong,Um. WTF?,Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art?,You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
{ 4 Comments }


Why Is This A Thing?

il 570xN.202620472 Why Is This A Thing?

Wait, so that’s a hat?

{source}

Renee thinks bras are for boobies.

share save 171 16 Why Is This A Thing?
Posted by Renee on January 11, 2011
Fantastic Felt Up,Recyled Rejects,Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong,You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
{ 2 Comments }

Do not tell Jenny The Bloggess about this one

Just what everyone needs. A horse head. A really, really BIG horse head.

Horse head Do not tell Jenny The Bloggess about this oneAs so often happened when I was looking at photos to contribute to the hilariously obscene website Desperately Seeking Something (NSFW!), I became focused on the background more than the star of the show.

WHAT is going on in this house, people? Is it a hoarder house or a crazy artist house or just a terminal case of terrible bachelor housekeeping?? Inquiring minds want to know.

(No description of the artwork is given, but it is $1450 and I think it has something to do with Mardi Gras).

{Source}

Suebob prefers her animals life-sized. Or smaller.

share save 171 16 Do not tell Jenny The Bloggess about this one
Posted by suebob on December 30, 2010
For The Insane,Guess This Mess!,Ornamental Psychosis,Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong |
{ 4 Comments }

Happy Birthday To Me!

That’s right–today is my birthday.

My 30th birthday.

And to commemorate this momentous occasion, I’ve found not one, not two, not three (which would make more sense) but FOUR awesomely bad crafts for your tastrophe, all of which feature the number 30 in their titles.

Number 1: The 30-inch bar wreath.

il 570xN.192555708 Happy Birthday To Me!

Photographed beside a wood stove to give you a better idea of its dimensions, this wreath of old bar trash promises to be “a great addition to any house that it hangs in.”  And for $10,000, it’d better be!

(more…)

share save 171 16 Happy Birthday To Me!
Posted by Renee on December 21, 2010
Celebrities Give Me Hives,Ornamental Psychosis,Pet Clothes Are Stoopid,poptastrophe,Recyled Rejects,Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong |
{ 4 Comments }

Search “Christmas” and this is what you get

The crafting is lovely, I’ll give it that. It’s just the subject matter – what IS it? – that gives me a bad case of the heebie-jeebies.

I have recently been traumatized by a bear and I can assure you that this does NOT look like a bear.

Apple annie Search Christmas and this is what you get

Those creepy green human eyeballs, the big red nose straight out of Barnum & Bailey, the scary Crazy Aunt Rita red wig…

Here’s the entire view in case, for some sick reason,  you need the full effect.

Tall bear Search Christmas and this is what you get

It can be yours for only $1200. Act now.

{Source}

Suebob startles easily.

share save 171 16 Search Christmas and this is what you get
Posted by suebob on December 16, 2010
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,For The Insane,I Want to Punch a Crafter,Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong,We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
{ 3 Comments }





blog advertising is good for you

Text Link Ads

Search This Blog

What Is That Thing?

The Toddlerpede doll sculpture (left) was created by Jon Beinart.


Sponsors

Swank
Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
SwapMamas
Mom-O-Matic | Etsy Store
Temptation Designs