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Here in the south, we have two definitions for being sans clothing. One of which is of course naked, which means that you have no clothes on. The other is nekkid, which means you have no clothes on and you are up to something.

Obviously, she is nekkid……

I’ve been naked and nekkid on many an occasion, and on neither have I found myself riding an elephant. Nor a tree limb. Some of the men I’ve been nekkid with would probably disagree with those statements. Bygones.

All I know is, she is clearly up to something, and girlfriend is looking fierce. She should be ….. for only $5,000 she can be yours. Along with the elephant.

You gotta find your own tree limb though.

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Kim prefers to be nekkid.

Posted by KimT205 on March 25, 2011
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and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth. Also, ew.

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Posted by flutter on March 23, 2011
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Jars are for jam. And hope. And moonshine. Jars are not and should never be for this……

“This is a preserved “baby bird” with lil white wings. She sits in her nest just waiting for someone to adopt her! She is safely nestled in a glass jar thats about 8 inches from top to bottom.”

Maybe I need glasses, but I don’t see a bird anywhere. I see “OMG A BABY HEAD IN A JAR!!”

I also see that I’ll be having nightmares for months. Thanks lady.

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Kim says say no to drugs kids.

Posted by KimT205 on March 11, 2011
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