and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth.  Also, ew.

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Jars are for jam. And hope. And moonshine. Jars are not and should never be for this……

“This is a preserved “baby bird” with lil white wings. She sits in her nest just waiting for someone to adopt her! She is safely nestled in a glass jar thats about 8 inches from top to bottom.”

Maybe I need glasses, but I don’t see a bird anywhere. I see “OMG A BABY HEAD IN A JAR!!”

I also see that I’ll be having nightmares for months. Thanks lady.

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Kim says say no to drugs kids.

Um, #winning!

More #winning.

Perfect for movie buff or renaissance/pirate enthusiast. I read: Totally, bi-winning!

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I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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This is inspired by Dexter and by the idea that murderous newborns are funny.

Um, clearly you have missed the point of Dexter, and do not understand the word “funny.”

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Renee is speechless.