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You’ve got a little spinach in your earring

earringteeth 300x224 Youve got a little spinach in your earring

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth.  Also, ew.

 

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Posted by flutter on March 23, 2011
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Jarhead

Jars are for jam. And hope. And moonshine. Jars are not and should never be for this……

omgbabyhead2 Jarhead

“This is a preserved “baby bird” with lil white wings. She sits in her nest just waiting for someone to adopt her! She is safely nestled in a glass jar thats about 8 inches from top to bottom.”

Maybe I need glasses, but I don’t see a bird anywhere. I see “OMG A BABY HEAD IN A JAR!!”

I also see that I’ll be having nightmares for months. Thanks lady.

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Kim says say no to drugs kids.

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Posted by KimT205 on March 11, 2011
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#Winning!

charlie sheen wall decal #Winning!

Um, #winning!

tigerblood #Winning!

More #winning.

lifecoach #Winning!

Perfect for movie buff or renaissance/pirate enthusiast. I read: Totally, bi-winning!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 3, 2011
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Has anyone seen my salad?

I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

freeform lunch on my chest Has anyone seen my salad?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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Posted by flutter on February 23, 2011
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AHHHHH!  It’s the Blood Spatter Onesie.

il 570xN.200563395 AHHHHH!  Its the Blood Spatter Onesie.

This is inspired by Dexter and by the idea that murderous newborns are funny.

Um, clearly you have missed the point of Dexter, and do not understand the word “funny.”

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Renee is speechless.

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Posted by Renee on February 22, 2011
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