Evil baby wall plaque will EAT YOUR FACE.

(also, he has cataracts so stand close so he can see you.)

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Forget the flies. This pig head is the ruler of all Devil Pigs.

This is one of my favorite jugs I’ve ever made–he doesn’t have horns, but I still group him with my Devil Pig Jug series. He is the boss of the Devil Pig Jugs.

Like Boss Hog, right?

Big Pig Head Whiskey Face Jug made with local slip and ash glaze

Ha! Boss Hog.

Get it?

Whiskey face,

definition: what your face looks like after a night of whiskey and roofies, a la Hangover.

I think that’s about the same look I’d have on my face while trying to conceal my horror if this happened to be one of my Christmas gifts.

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or you know, Bunnicula.

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Rock out with your cock out.

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All I see is lactating nipples. I can’t help it. They’re just staring at me.

*cringe*

I can’t help but want to reach through the screen and pop each and every one of those lactating nipples zits. On the pumpkin. Zitty pumpkin. Ugh.

Also? WTF!?

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