What a way to celebrate the beautiful beginning of a long relationship:

A cute little drunk couple who has fallen off the wedding cake! They’re celebrating the start of a long, drunken, possibly violent and arrest-filled relationship. Mazel tov, you alkies.

Can be customized to match your particular coloring. Flushed red nose and missing teeth may be extra.
{Source} $130.00, or a case of cheap gin.

While you’re on the internets, go see CakeWrecks for more laughs. No, this is not an ad. Just a recommendation.

Same artist as last post. Go figure.

With Basquiat-like talent such as this, you wonder why they aren’t showing in NYC.
{Source} $6.66 for a reason

Hey, emo girl! I have an idea for you:

Try cleaning your rug more than once every 20 years and maybe some people will come over. Just a thought.
{Source} Only $4.00. Hand sanitizer extra.

Ok, it’s whimsical, it’s a “statement” necklace (I HAAAATE that term), it’s meant to be cute and charming. But you know what turns this necklace from merely annoying into a real Craftastrophe?

The white spots. They didn’t bother to get out their Exacto or jigsaw or what-have-you and trim out the white spots. That drives me crayzeeeeeee. Quality counts, people. Show your work.
{Source} $59 worth of Flying Acrobats

Oh, it’s Southwestern, is it? So it isn’t meant to resemble a giant ball of poo, then? Because it bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that came out of my dog:

{Source} $75.00 Ho ho ho