You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
From the listing:
This little 3G brooch has all the tiny details built in Fimo,including the 18 original keys – they just turned out a little bent!
Nawwww…it’s looks FINE.
You can stop making crafts now!
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From the listing:
This little 3G brooch has all the tiny details built in Fimo,including the 18 original keys – they just turned out a little bent!
Nawwww…it’s looks FINE.
You can stop making crafts now!
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You know those reborn dolls that women sometimes collect?
If not, the basic jist is that there are custom doll designers who make these dolls to look and feel as lifelike as possible. They put weights inside them to make them feel heavy like a baby, and the detail is incredible:
The hat I’m about to show you is $1250.
I could hand dye karate belts, let the neighbourhood cats have their way with them, throw them in a bowl with some sort of stiffening agent (oatmeal works in my house) and call it a hat.
I mean, that’s what this chick did:

Here is a painting of my brother Mike. He’s a really big Star Wars fan. I tried to give this painting to him as a gift but he didn’t want it for some reason. I’m kidding of course. Who wouldn’t want this painting?
My brother Mike is a great guy. He does fantastic with the ladies, and perhaps we now know how he does it. My only hope is that there really isn’t a book titled “The Jedi Guide to Dating,” because then I think the Star Wars people will come looking for me. I’d say by the way George Lucas has cornered the market, its a definite possibility.
There are people who like Star Wars and there are people who LOVE Star Wars. You know who you are, and this painting is for you.
Eerily similar to what my washroom looks like on a more-than-regular basis.
Minus the Starwars portrait behind the toilet.
And the Jedi Guide to Dating.
Okay, okay, so the only thing that’s similar is the geeky dude with the shit eating grin named Mike.
Sorry Mike, but it’s true.
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