Fingernail hoarding box, topped with real fingernails.
I am a man who has reached his last resort of selling fingernails on the internet. With your generosity, I am hopeful that a man armed with a heap-o-debt, a low to average level of intelligence, and no marketable skills, can achieve the American Dream armed only with a spark of creativity and a soul overflowing with weirdness.
Oh, sure, you home design people are ooh-ing and ah-ing. This charming wooden apple tree bed says “Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me,” etc. Off to slumber in the fairy tale woods.
For you, I have 2 comments:
1. Some of us will not quickly forget “Wizard of Oz” and those evil apple trees
2. That’s a jungle gym for spiders if I ever saw one
{Source} Somewhat over $12,000 US, plus all the cans of RAID you can fit in your car
The carver seems to have been VERY interested in nipples and belly buttons, no?
The artist describes it as being in “Bridal Ivory n Wedding Clear White” – are they suggesting this would go well with your lovely silk Vera Wang bridal sheath dress? Way to impress the in-laws!
{Source} $75, but if you’re looking for wedding jewelry, I advise sticking to the pearls.