Fingernail hoarding box, topped with real fingernails.

I am a man who has reached his last resort of selling fingernails on the internet. With your generosity, I am hopeful that a man armed with a heap-o-debt, a low to average level of intelligence, and no marketable skills, can achieve the American Dream armed only with a spark of creativity and a soul overflowing with weirdness.

{Source} $1776. No, seriously.

It’s a scarf. Or feminine supplies on a rope. Whichever you need.

{Source} $15 or 50 cents each section from the vending machine in the ladies’ room

PS This woman’s shop has some really beautiful things in it. I’m looking at a scarf or two for myself…

Oh, sure, you home design people are ooh-ing and ah-ing. This charming wooden apple tree bed says “Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me,” etc. Off to slumber in the fairy tale woods.

For you, I have 2 comments:
1. Some of us will not quickly forget “Wizard of Oz” and those evil apple trees
2. That’s a jungle gym for spiders if I ever saw one

{Source} Somewhat over $12,000 US, plus all the cans of RAID you can fit in your car

Taking a short break from actual Craftastrophes for this:

{Source} $32. Go forth and shop, because you need this.

The carver seems to have been VERY interested in nipples and belly buttons, no?

The artist describes it as being in “Bridal Ivory n Wedding Clear White” – are they suggesting this would go well with your lovely silk Vera Wang bridal sheath dress? Way to impress the in-laws!

{Source} $75, but if you’re looking for wedding jewelry, I advise sticking to the pearls.