Thanks to the people over at Hi-Fructose online art magazine I can just sit here with my feet up and sip my coffee. Because OMG lookie here.
WARNING: (Per intrepid reader Jessica) This site contains pictures that are so odd and disturbing in a really weird (not violent or graphic but WEIRD) that you may never sleep again.
OK, I won’t be sitting with my feet up. I’ll be washing my eyes out. With Pine-Sol*.
*PineSol should not ever be put in your eyes. The claim that I would be putting Pine-Sol in my is a bit of hyperbolic nonsense and a lame attempt at humor. Neither the management or staff of Craftastrophe or its advertisers would ever recommend the administration of caustic chemicals to the eyes, the skin, or other body parts. Your mom would say “You only get one set of eyes, so be careful.”
File under: Things I’ll Never Understand – why do dollmakers so often made dolls that are so…unfortunate-looking? If you have all the materials and tools in a crafts store at your disposal, why do this?
Quick, call PETA. These cats are suffering. SUFFERING!
This is supposed to be for Valentines Day. Does this cat look like he is enjoying his gift of love?
{Source} $16 worth of torture
{Source} $27 worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes
Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.
{Source} $15
Did you know I’m a pet psychic? Yes, and I’m SO good I can tell what animals are thinking just by looking at their photographs. This cat in a long-eared bunny hat is thinking “I DON’T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING.”
{Source} $18
I’m just saying these people need some kind of help. This could be exactly the thing. Of course, so could powerful anti-psychotic medications.
A tarot magic spell to ensure Etsy shop success! (If you have an eBay shop, you’re SOL).
- A Video of the spell as it’s being performed live by me. I will use tarot cards and a candle along with a ritual written to your specific needs.
After I cast your spell I will stay at the altar and meditate on your spell as the candle burns.
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