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Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!

neckwarmer Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!

I’d use it to keep my head propped upright; or stick it on the talker next to me and blow it up to the point where they could no longer breathe talk.

Either way: $170.00 Blow up neck warmer / brace FTW!

Thanks Cari for showing us this store!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 6, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Um. WTF?, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Blog-o-versary: A look back, Craftastrophe style

Can you believe it’s been a year since we started sharing the wealth of awesomeness that is bad crafts? An entire year!

Who knew that when we began this site on that early November morning with a vagina wallet we’d be sharing the best of the worst.

But seriously?! They’re not always the worst. In fact, I’ve developed a penchant for a wide variety of Teh Kitsch, some of which we’ve featured here and over the past year I have had to fight the urge to buy these items quite a few times. Not because I don’t need them or want them but because I fear that the shop owner may actually send me a pile of poop instead.

This site has brought us many opportunities to share with you some of the freakiest stuff you’ve sent us, it’s also brought us one freakishly amazing toddlerpede created by Jon Beinart which now adorns our header.

So thank you! Thank you for a fabulous first year and many of these great finds!

Each gallery image is linked to their respective post where you will find their credits.

Thanks again readers! We’re indebted to you! Keep sending then crafts and we’ll keep providing the snark!

Craftastrophic kisses to you!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
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Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you – Modified Barbie™.

Modified Barbie™ has had her lower extremities replaced with vertebrae giving her the appearance of a half eaten mermaid majestic, and awe inspiring creation. 

Modified Barbie™ comes with a string around her neck to hang her with…

modifiedbarbie Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 5, 2009
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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What a Christmas Angel is really thinking…

THE TREE GOES WHERE?!

angel What a Christmas Angel is really thinking...

Thanks Kathy!
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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 4, 2009
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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What Your First Year as a Nursing Student Might Smell Like

beer scented urine candle What Your First Year as a Nursing Student Might Smell Like

Beer scented urine candle, of course!

(why would anyone want a beer scented candle? I have a beer scented husband!)

Thanks Angela!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 31, 2009
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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The Toddlerpede doll sculpture (left) was created by Jon Beinart.



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