Have you ever looked into your jewelry box and thought to yourself, “I wish my accessories had something to say!”?

Did you want that thing to be, “I am an idiot with too much money”?

If so, your dream is about to come true!

Introducing the “Pearly Sleeping Beauty Collage Statement Necklace” from CandyBellaJewelry!

CandyBella’s “highly collectible couture art pieces” are made from “vintage estate jewelry that’s been revamped and glitterized, and tonnnnns of swarovski crystals and glass beads,” allowing you the rare opportunity to broadcast your idiocy to the world at full volume for only $150!

The visionary behind CandyBella, Kati, is a “self-proclaimed ‘glamour addict’” whose definition of “glamour” includes stars, hearts, and “her favorite adhesive, the same formula used in the world’s best surfboard repair shops.”

Her long-winded profile contains a fairytale mess of insights into her creative process, like this Swarovski gem: “Tiny multi-colored glass finishing beads the size of sand grains are what Kati calls the “cupcake sprinkles” of the pieces, explaining that while the majority of them will remain in place, the natural falling of a few of these mini marbles is a natural part of the CandyBella experience, the same way that sprinkles tumble from the tops of cupcakes.”

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I’ve spent years of my life searching for the perfect hot pink pachyderm with yellow polka dots and bright green tusks.  Who hasn’t?  I never dreamed of finding a specimen as wondrous as this one.  Imagine my excitement when I found this little beauty has the added bonus of angry hand-painted eyebrows that say:

“I went to an Ivy League College, not a 3-ring circus.”

I bet it looks even classier under a black light.  Then again, what doesn’t?

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Elly Lou gets her blog on over at BugginWord.com.  Beware of unicorns – especially the angry ones.

Wow. Sorry about that awful title. It sounded better in my head. Check out these shoes, all upwards of $350 each. Works of art or sole-ly a money grab?

Okay, okay, I’ll stop with the puns.

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Nor the Queen of Spain’s* daughter.  These Republican Boutique Jeans are a little too loud and stupid for my liking, (just like Sarah Palin) and I’m Canadian.  It’s like all the sunshine and stars fell out of Sarah Palin’s half-cocked smirk and planted themselves on an innocent child’s pair of denim.  So sad.

Thanks Beth!

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* not the real Queen of Spain.  This Queen of Spain is totally separate.

I don’t know guys, she looks more like a squatter.  In a crack den.  Who hasn’t bathed in 8 months.

Actually, up close, she looks like that one chick from Jersey Shore:  JWOWW:

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