You might as well wear the Dog Eye Patch from yesterday. On both eyes.

These crystal sunglasses are to die for.No u can not see out of them.They are prefect for lying on the beach or wearing on top of your head as hairwear.

They’re great sunglasses IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE.
{Source} 40 pointless dollars

In case you haven’t been feeling trashy enough lately.

The best part? Even the mannequin has tats. Because life is not possible without tats.
{Source} Only $15 slightly sweaty one dollar bills

This would be bad if it were a bustier. It would be bad if it were a purse. Voila! It’s a bustier purse.

{Source} Only $10.

To YOU it may be a “statement necklace.” To me, it’s something that is going to get caught in a whirring gear, drag me into the machine, and snap my neck, leaving me dead, tragically young, and beautiful. Well, one out of three, anyway.

Messy green necklace

Rubber jewelry is light weight, versatile and fun to wear. This piece combines black and purple buttons with seaweed green rubber to create a dramatic statement.

So, dear readers – do tell – what IS the statement this necklace is making?

{Source} Marked down from $55 to $49.50 for the thrifty

I’m not the biggest clean freak in the world. Anyone who has ever seen my fridge knows that.

But THIS? VINTAGE feather duster???

Paying someone $30 to drag a bunch of germs of the ages into my house?? Excuse me. I have to go get the hand sanitizer and bleach.

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