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Step Away From the Glue Gun With Your Hands Up

When people say “Ooh, shiny”? I’m pretty sure this is what they HAVE to be talking about.
Bedazzled shoes Step Away From the Glue Gun With Your Hands Up
{Source} $350, which is $130 more than these

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Posted by suebob on March 19, 2012
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Write Your Own Caption

Ok, the shoe sculpture – whatever. Clever sculptures are a dime a dozen. This one happens to be $24,000, but I’ve seen worse. I mean, I live in Oprah’s neighborhood, where people spend all kinds of stupid money on stupid art. Well, not exactly Oprah’s neighborhood. I guess you could say I’m Oprah adjacent.

Enough about that. What I am interested in here, for our purposes of discussion, is the photo. What the hell is going on with the model and her latex dress? Did someone instruct her “Put on your worst porno face?” Or “Try to look as much like a blow-up sex doll as possible?”
Porno face girl Write Your Own Caption

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Posted by suebob on February 13, 2012
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Expect a Call from Homer Simpson

Mmmmm donuts.
Donut bra Expect a Call from Homer Simpson
I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this.
{Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker’s dozen.

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Posted by suebob on February 1, 2012
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Fun for everyone to play!

What do you get when you mix your lovely lady lumps with a popular children’s game? Behold, the Pokemon-inspired Pokebra!
Pokebra Fun for everyone to play!
My question is, what do they have for Poke Balls?
{Source} $29.99 or a set of Pokemon cards.

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Posted by suebob on January 29, 2012
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Public Service Announcement

Just because Lady Gaga does something doesn’t mean you should do it. She’s Lady Gaga, one of the biggest stars in the world, and you are Not That Cool. So do us a favor and don’t even try. Especially when the results look like this. Behold – the cigarette sunglasses from the “Telephone” video.
Lady Gaga cigarette glasses Public Service Announcement
Just because you have a glue gun and a pack of smokes doesn’t mean you should try this at home.
{Source} A $25 waste of cancer sticks

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Posted by suebob on January 28, 2012
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