So many things I don’t understand. Like, doesn’t this sort of defeat the purpose of a phone case? It makes your phone HARDER to use and would make it fall off tables if you set it down wrong…oh, and it is ugly as hell (it is supposed to be a pig. Yeah, whatever).

{Source} $99 clams.

To YOU it may be a “statement necklace.” To me, it’s something that is going to get caught in a whirring gear, drag me into the machine, and snap my neck, leaving me dead, tragically young, and beautiful. Well, one out of three, anyway.

Messy green necklace

Rubber jewelry is light weight, versatile and fun to wear. This piece combines black and purple buttons with seaweed green rubber to create a dramatic statement.

So, dear readers – do tell – what IS the statement this necklace is making?

{Source} Marked down from $55 to $49.50 for the thrifty

Sometimes you get a gift from the Universe. Even if you are a horrible person who writes a crafts fail blog (not to be confused with the genius FailBlog).

Just go look at this shop. It is chock full of gifts for the person who loves wacky, weird crafts. Behold:

Clothes Pin Top $165

Ping Pong Ball Necklace $145

Recycled Balloon Hat $65

Recycled Glove Vest $215

It is almost too much beauty in one spot. My heart is full. I suggest you buy them all and wear them together.

Just a little something to make the couch look extra cozy.

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I don’t know why this one makes me laugh so hard. Tupac was an artist, a visionary – but one thing I DON’T think he could have ever envisioned was seeing his face larger-than-life on a throw pillow.

Crafts keep getting more awesome.

If you’re a Mythbusters fan, get out the embroidery hoop!

{Source} First featured on MrXStitch