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Expect a Call from Homer Simpson

suebob — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:00:02 +0000

Mmmmm donuts.

I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this.
{Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker’s dozen.

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Fun for everyone to play!

suebob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:55:20 +0000

What do you get when you mix your lovely lady lumps with a popular children’s game? Behold, the Pokemon-inspired Pokebra!

My question is, what do they have for Poke Balls?
{Source} $29.99 or a set of Pokemon cards.

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Public Service Announcement

suebob — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:36:49 +0000

Just because Lady Gaga does something doesn’t mean you should do it. She’s Lady Gaga, one of the biggest stars in the world, and you are Not That Cool. So do us a favor and don’t even try. Especially when the results look like this. Behold – the cigarette sunglasses from the “Telephone” video.

Just because you have a glue gun and a pack of smokes doesn’t mean you should try this at home.
{Source} A $25 waste of cancer sticks

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The Line of Scrimmage is in my Uterus

suebob — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:00:24 +0000

I know it marks me as a communist, socialist, anti-American but I have to admit I HATE FOOTBALL. The American kind, not the real kind with skinny cute guys running like gazelles up and down the pitch. So when I saw all these baby football togs, I was all squinchy-faced with snark, making up evil captions in my head.

Oh, look at little Knut Rockne, ready to go get his first concussion!

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Can you believe his knees are ALREADY wrecked? Sad, I know.

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Have you ever noticed that the crappier the place is, the more they are into college football? No?

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But then…then there was this. Come on, you freaks. Let junior at least exit the womb before you start imposing your choice of sports on him.

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And now a word from our sponsors about real football:

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And I Was Worried I Wouldn’t Have Anything to Wear to My Stripper Pole Classes

suebob — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:20:05 +0000

In case you haven’t been feeling trashy enough lately.

The best part? Even the mannequin has tats. Because life is not possible without tats.
{Source} Only $15 slightly sweaty one dollar bills

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Don’t Hog My iPhone

suebob — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:00:15 +0000

So many things I don’t understand. Like, doesn’t this sort of defeat the purpose of a phone case? It makes your phone HARDER to use and would make it fall off tables if you set it down wrong…oh, and it is ugly as hell (it is supposed to be a pig. Yeah, whatever).

{Source} $99 clams.

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Death Wish Necklace

suebob — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 14:49:03 +0000

To YOU it may be a “statement necklace.” To me, it’s something that is going to get caught in a whirring gear, drag me into the machine, and snap my neck, leaving me dead, tragically young, and beautiful. Well, one out of three, anyway.

Messy green necklace

Rubber jewelry is light weight, versatile and fun to wear. This piece combines black and purple buttons with seaweed green rubber to create a dramatic statement.

So, dear readers – do tell – what IS the statement this necklace is making?

{Source} Marked down from $55 to $49.50 for the thrifty

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Someone Up There Loves Me

suebob — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:50:10 +0000

Sometimes you get a gift from the Universe. Even if you are a horrible person who writes a crafts fail blog (not to be confused with the genius FailBlog).

Just go look at this shop. It is chock full of gifts for the person who loves wacky, weird crafts. Behold:

Clothes Pin Top $165

Ping Pong Ball Necklace $145

Recycled Balloon Hat $65

Recycled Glove Vest $215

It is almost too much beauty in one spot. My heart is full. I suggest you buy them all and wear them together.

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Christmas Gift: For Your Prim, Racist Aunt

suebob — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:00:51 +0000

Just a little something to make the couch look extra cozy.

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I don’t know why this one makes me laugh so hard. Tupac was an artist, a visionary – but one thing I DON’T think he could have ever envisioned was seeing his face larger-than-life on a throw pillow.

Some more like this one:

Mythbusted

suebob — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 11:00:00 +0000

Crafts keep getting more awesome.

If you’re a Mythbusters fan, get out the embroidery hoop!

{Source} First featured on MrXStitch