poptastrophe |
Barbie shoes bracelet. In festive colors.

{Source} $12 and you’ll be home in time for Game of Thrones.

Barbie shoes bracelet. In festive colors.

{Source} $12 and you’ll be home in time for Game of Thrones.
Stalker invitation pantyhose.

{Source} $23 plus filing costs for the restraining order.

Welcome, time-wasting attorneys! Don’t listen to the ABA – you can TOTALLY bill this. Just not to me. (Sorry today’s post is pretty boring. It will be better, I swear) (not in a legal sense. Just a colloquial swearing sense.)
Because it is ugly, that’s why.

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling getting all romantic in the rain in the movie “The Notebook,” now made tiny and blurry on a ring…
This brings to mind my sister’s sage advice: Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
{Source} $18 and a lifetime of snuggling with your cats
Happy 4-20, the day we celebrate all things marijuanariffic. Or haven’t you noticed that your teens are always saying to their friends “I’ll meet you at 4:20″?

Marijuana leaf shaped chocolate pops
Don’t ask me how 4-20 got to signify pot use. I think it has something to do with earth day, but I’m too lazy to Wikipedia it, maybe because of all that Purple Haze Kush I smoked. (Joking! I’m lazy all by myself. I don’t need drugs to help me!).
I suggest you don’t take these 420 Pops to your kid’s friend’s birthday party, that’s all I’m saying. Unless you live in Humboldt County. Then you’re totally cool.
{Source} $7.98 for 2. Which seems kind of HIGH to me.
Someone will have to explain this to me. Plastic “brass knuckles” decorated with Hello, Kitty. Why, my people, why? So you can very gently punch someone while sharing happy cuteness? Because you want to live the Thug Life while you live the Kawaii life, too? Help.

{Source} $21.99 and a two-drink minimum