Mmmmm donuts. I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this. {Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker's dozen.

What do you get when you mix your lovely lady lumps with a popular children's game? Behold, the Pokemon-inspired Pokebra! My question is, what do they have for Poke Balls? {Source} $29.99 or a set of Pokemon cards.

Just because Lady Gaga does something doesn't mean you should do it. She's Lady Gaga, one of the biggest stars in the world, and you are Not That Cool. So do us a favor and don't even try. Especially when the results look like this. Behold - the cigarette sunglasses from the "Telephone" video. Just because you have a glue gun and a pack of smokes doesn't mean you should try this at home. {Source} A $25 waste of cancer sticks

I know it marks me as a communist, socialist, anti-American but I have to admit I HATE FOOTBALL. The American kind, not the real kind with skinny cute guys running like gazelles up and down the pitch. So when I saw all these baby football togs, I was all squinchy-faced with snark, making up evil captions in my head. Oh, look at little Knut Rockne, ready to go get his first concussion! {Source} Can you believe his knees are ALREADY wrecked? Sad, I know. {Source} Have you ever noticed that the crappier the place is, the more they are into college football? No? {Source} But then...then there was this. Come on, you freaks. Let junior at least exit the womb before you start imposing your choice of sports on him. {Source} And now a word from our sponsors about real football:

In case you haven't been feeling trashy enough lately. The best part? Even the mannequin has tats. Because life is not possible without tats. {Source} Only $15 slightly sweaty one dollar bills