C’mon, admit it, you love Project Runway! Now you can play along at home with your own little felt finger-puppet fashionistas.
You can be so fierce with your tiny Christian Siriano!
And you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”
You can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?
I think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”
I think these are all kinds of awesome.
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Suebob promises never to wear anything with printing across the butt.
Welcome to the Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :
The Poptastrophe Alliance.
This is good for you – you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday.
Remember the good ‘ol days when the National Enquirer used to focus on crop circles and Jesus shaped french toast? Now – after a string of verified breaking stories – when they report, people listen. (Maybe you should take a second look at your breakfast after all.)
So when I read that the latest in philandering douche canoes was none other than His Royal Hotness Josh Duhamel…I sort of believe it. It does have the ring of truth. Especially since the stripper passed a polygraph.
Read more at MamaPop!
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 30, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives,
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Welcome to the Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :
The Poptastrophe Alliance.
This is good for you – you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday.
Whether it’s alcohol, cocaine, plastic surgery, or just good old fashioned The Crazy, some stars just can’t seem to keep it together. It goes to show you that money can’t buy good taste. Or judgment. Or sometimes even pants.
Let’s start with a New York Fashion Week after party where one miss Lady Gaga showed us her va-jay-jay. (It could’ve been worse. It could’ve been her pe-jay-jay. Must be nice for her to have a choice.)
She’s such a mess that I sort of love her. {Read more…}
(Craftastrophe says: sorry Erin! (not really.))
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 9, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives,
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Look, I liked Twilight as much as the next horny housewife, but I certainly drew the line at putting my pillows in the freezer and rigging our shower to dump glitter on my unsuspecting husband.
Edward was a little too pale for my liking. If you saw my husband, you’d know for certain that I’m Team Jacob. See also: Team Justin Bobby of The Hills. Rawr.
In the interest of Poptastrophe, I thought I’d bring out some old Twilight-inspired gems and present some new Vampire-y Goodies to mock freely.
First up: PUPPETS.
Meet Edward Cullen. You know, in case you’ve been under a rock and have never seen him.
He can stop vans with his bare hands and stuff.
And his blood-thirsty likeness in the form of PUPPETS!
Tell me Edward has not been reduced to a toilet paper cozy! (he hasn't, we checked. whew.)
Bobcat Goldthwait?
and do you remember when we shared Growing Up Cullen? *snort*
ZOMG! Gossip Girl's CHUCK BASS!
Is this really necessary? What happened to empowering our daughters?
*eyeroll*
Really? Cuz I don't think you do.
Unless…
Unless you have these. Which? LMFAO.
Okay, now I can't stop laughing.
The Edward Cullen Shower Curtain:
"You Should Get That Mole Checked, Horny Housewife."
Dreadful Dreadfalls and the Twilight Song:
If You Liked Then You Shoulda Put a Bell on It.
and who could forget:
Bella's Womb
All pictures are linked with their respective sources.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 8, 2009
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now,
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Welcome to the Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :
The Poptastrophe Alliance.
This is good for you – you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday.
Oh, David David David. Must you end up being like all the rest?
David Letterman announced on last night’s show that he received a package 3 weeks ago from an individual attempting to extort $2 million from him in exchange for keeping David’s affairs with staff members a secret.
(I suggest taking a very deep breath NOW. This isn’t going anywhere good.)
David then divulged that he had contacted the Special Prosecution Bureau of the Manhattan D.A.’s office., which in turn cut a phony $2 million check to the alleged extortionist who was arrested today.
David went on to admit that it was true: he had had sexual relationships with members of his staff and that he had testified to that fact before a grand jury earlier in the day.
(Which, um? UM?)
(SEX. WITH HIS STAFF.)
(Just please tell me it wasn’t Paul Shaffer.)
(Or that freaky red-haired dude.)
(Oh, GOD.)
(I think that we all need to take a moment.)
**MOMENT**
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 2, 2009
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And you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”
You can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?
I think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”
