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The Eyes of Frida

I don’t know, maybe I’m stating the obvious here…but that kinda looks like a penis in (its) mouth, and maybe vagina eyes?

dickinthemouth 1024x768 The Eyes of Frida

Either way. I am scarred for life. FOR SERIOUS.

From the listing:

For the love of Frida and her ever lasting existence, when the consciousness ceases, the mind has die [sic], but not the imagination.

I think this person’s imagination could use a vacation.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 21, 2009
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Gawd, I hope they wash their hands

testicle Gawd, I hope they wash their hands

The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 14, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,Penis Paraphernalia |
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You Don’t Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

tissue box cover You Dont Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

…but maybe you should be?  Just think how handy the tissues would be though.  *ahem*

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 13, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Colour Me Confused

cocks colouring book Colour Me Confused

vagina colouring book Colour Me Confused

Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year.  What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter.  That’s why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies Colour Me Confused

Thanks Annette!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 29, 2009
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Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

And the winner wiener is:

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Congratulations Melany, you win this:

goldenpeen Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid PeenThe Golden Peen!

No, really. It’s all yours.

Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!

Congratulations!

Thanks again to Casey for this find!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 26, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis,Penis Paraphernalia |
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