Baseball or not, these tighties are AWESOME!

P.S. I hope that man is just lucky enough to be really un-hairy because otherwise? This site has just taken a trip down a road I am not comfortable being on.

P.P.S. EXIT?! Where’s the exit?!

P.P.S.S. Construe that any way you must.

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Ever since we posted the cute strap on crotchet penis and oneflewtoofar commented on its origin, I became even more curious. I mean, they mentioned there was a set of boobs too. How could you not be interested?!

Even tho they’re flat as pancakes (as opposed to long saggy mom boobs, which I affectionately call oranges in tennis socks.) (Or beaver tails.) they’re pretty damn cute.

I believe there may even be a nipple ring on that left one.

But! Not only are these HILARIOUS! and CUTE! they also serve a purpose. Boobs and Dinks were created by Shannon Gerard as a means to bring forth the importance of Self Detection.

(finger dinks)

On Shannon’s site she describes them perfectly.

These plush crocheted breasts and penises have little lumps sewn inside that can be found by following instructions in the accompanying booklets. The booklets also teach you how to perform monthly self-examinations of your own precious privates!

Using the softness and humour of these BOOBS AND DINKS, I hope to eliminate some of the fear surrounding monthly exams and encourage people to check themselves often. Breast and testicular cancers are both treatable and often curable, if you find the problem early enough.

So thank you to oneflewtoofar for letting us know about Shannon.

And to Shannon: thank you for doing what you’re doing.

Not to mention, props for being a local gal! T-dot represent!

I think I may order my boys a couple dinks.

Because it’s not like I don’t have enough dink in this house already.

But! Remember: Just because they actually serve a purpose doesn’t mean they can’t be a Craftastrophe! Because we’re all about Teh Funneh and the Creative too!

Head on over to Shannon’s site and grab some boobs and dinks.

P.S. Every time I try and type “crocheted” I write “crotched”. Not that it’s entirely wrong, but still: wrong.

Rock out with your cock out!

Or, you know, Jam Out with Your Clam Out!

Thanks Ali!

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Captain America Underoos, MOVE OVER!   After seeing this little diddy in our mailbox, I know exactly what to get the father of my spawn for Father’s Day.  Nothing says macho like sheathing your gristle missile in beef!  To bedazzle it only means you are VERY secure in your manhood.

Nice racket.

Thanks to my sexy friend The Kaiser (who I could TOTALLY picture in these, he’s that goofy) and one of our favorite readers, Rebecca!

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Got a roommate or a sibling who you’re constantly butting heads with? How about a significant other, or your spouse? Solve all your problems with a simple beat down a la penis.

When I typically think of a c*ckfight this is not the image I conjure up.

Not that I’m thinking of c*ckfights often.

But, I have to say this is the best version of a c*ckfight I’ve ever seen.

Not that I’ve ever even seen a c*ckfight.

Ladies and Gentleman.

LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMBBLEEEE!

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