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You Don’t Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

tissue box cover You Dont Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

…but maybe you should be?  Just think how handy the tissues would be though.  *ahem*

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 13, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Colour Me Confused

cocks colouring book Colour Me Confused

vagina colouring book Colour Me Confused

Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year.  What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter.  That’s why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies Colour Me Confused

Thanks Annette!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 29, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

And the winner wiener is:

winner1 Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen winner2 Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

winner Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

Congratulations Melany, you win this:

goldenpeen Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid PeenThe Golden Peen!

No, really. It’s all yours.

Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!

Congratulations!

Thanks again to Casey for this find!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 26, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis, Penis Paraphernalia |
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NSFW: Mankini

mankini1 NSFW: Mankini

Looks like your Pikachu is trying to Pikatme.  NSFW after the jump.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 21, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Peen Cushion

** Have you entered our fabulous giveaway for a 75 dollar gift certificate to Eden Fantasys? Time’s running out!**

:::

Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.

couchfullofdicks Peen Cushion

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 13, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Penis Paraphernalia, Um. WTF? |
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