Craftastrophe » Penis Paraphernalia

Gawd, I hope they wash their hands

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:00:21 +0000

The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.

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You Don’t Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:44:48 +0000

…but maybe you should be? Just think how handy the tissues would be though. *ahem*

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Colour Me Confused

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:05:42 +0000

Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year. What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia. Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter. That’s why I asked. Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

Thanks Annette!

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Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:50:22 +0000

And the winner wiener is:

Congratulations Melany, you win this:

The Golden Peen!

No, really. It’s all yours.

Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!

Congratulations!

Thanks again to Casey for this find!

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NSFW: Mankini

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:00:08 +0000

Looks like your Pikachu is trying to Pikatme. NSFW after the jump.

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Peen Cushion

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:45:32 +0000

** Have you entered our fabulous giveaway for a 75 dollar gift certificate to Eden Fantasys? Time’s running out!**

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Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.

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Not sure, but I don’t think we’re talking about baseball anymore…

sam {temptingmama} — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:00:57 +0000

Baseball or not, these tighties are AWESOME!

P.S. I hope that man is just lucky enough to be really un-hairy because otherwise? This site has just taken a trip down a road I am not comfortable being on.

P.P.S. EXIT?! Where’s the exit?!

P.P.S.S. Construe that any way you must.

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Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:00:05 +0000

Ever since we posted the cute strap on crotchet penis and oneflewtoofar commented on its origin, I became even more curious. I mean, they mentioned there was a set of boobs too. How could you not be interested?!

Even tho they’re flat as pancakes (as opposed to long saggy mom boobs, which I affectionately call oranges in tennis socks.) (Or beaver tails.) they’re pretty damn cute.

I believe there may even be a nipple ring on that left one.

But! Not only are these HILARIOUS! and CUTE! they also serve a purpose. Boobs and Dinks were created by Shannon Gerard as a means to bring forth the importance of Self Detection.

(finger dinks)

On Shannon’s site she describes them perfectly.

These plush crocheted breasts and penises have little lumps sewn inside that can be found by following instructions in the accompanying booklets. The booklets also teach you how to perform monthly self-examinations of your own precious privates!

Using the softness and humour of these BOOBS AND DINKS, I hope to eliminate some of the fear surrounding monthly exams and encourage people to check themselves often. Breast and testicular cancers are both treatable and often curable, if you find the problem early enough.

So thank you to oneflewtoofar for letting us know about Shannon.

And to Shannon: thank you for doing what you’re doing.

Not to mention, props for being a local gal! T-dot represent!

I think I may order my boys a couple dinks.

Because it’s not like I don’t have enough dink in this house already.

But! Remember: Just because they actually serve a purpose doesn’t mean they can’t be a Craftastrophe! Because we’re all about Teh Funneh and the Creative too!

Head on over to Shannon’s site and grab some boobs and dinks.

P.S. Every time I try and type “crocheted” I write “crotched”. Not that it’s entirely wrong, but still: wrong.

Some more like this one:

NSFW: Yes, It’s the weekend.

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:26:14 +0000

Rock out with your cock out!

Or, you know, Jam Out with Your Clam Out!

Thanks Ali!

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Ted Nugent Approves Badazzled “Brief Jerky”

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:48:37 +0000

Captain America Underoos, MOVE OVER! After seeing this little diddy in our mailbox, I know exactly what to get the father of my spawn for Father’s Day. Nothing says macho like sheathing your gristle missile in beef! To bedazzle it only means you are VERY secure in your manhood.

Nice racket.

Thanks to my sexy friend The Kaiser (who I could TOTALLY picture in these, he’s that goofy) and one of our favorite readers, Rebecca!

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