Dear Santa,
I’ve been such a good girl this year. What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia. Don’t forget the glitter crayons!
Love, Karen
p.s. I know about glitter. That’s why I asked. Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.
Thanks Annette!
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 29, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia,
Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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And the winner wiener is:
Congratulations Melany, you win this:
The Golden Peen!
No, really. It’s all yours.
Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!
Congratulations!
Thanks again to Casey for this find!
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on October 26, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis,
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Looks like your Pikachu is trying to Pikatme. NSFW after the jump.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 21, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia |
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** Have you entered our fabulous giveaway for a 75 dollar gift certificate to Eden Fantasys? Time’s running out!**
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Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on October 13, 2009
Knitting Nightmare,
Penis Paraphernalia,
Um. WTF? |
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Baseball or not, these tighties are AWESOME!
P.S. I hope that man is just lucky enough to be really un-hairy because otherwise? This site has just taken a trip down a road I am not comfortable being on.
P.P.S. EXIT?! Where’s the exit?!
P.P.S.S. Construe that any way you must.
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