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Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year.  What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter.  That’s why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies Colour Me Confused

Thanks Annette!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 29, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

And the winner wiener is:

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Congratulations Melany, you win this:

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No, really. It’s all yours.

Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!

Congratulations!

Thanks again to Casey for this find!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 26, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis, Penis Paraphernalia |
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NSFW: Mankini

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Looks like your Pikachu is trying to Pikatme.  NSFW after the jump.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 21, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Peen Cushion

** Have you entered our fabulous giveaway for a 75 dollar gift certificate to Eden Fantasys? Time’s running out!**

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Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.

couchfullofdicks Peen Cushion

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 13, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Penis Paraphernalia, Um. WTF? |
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Not sure, but I don’t think we’re talking about baseball anymore…

Baseball or not, these tighties are AWESOME!

pitcher Not sure, but I dont think were talking about baseball anymore...

P.S. I hope that man is just lucky enough to be really un-hairy because otherwise? This site has just taken a trip down a road I am not comfortable being on.

P.P.S. EXIT?! Where’s the exit?!

P.P.S.S. Construe that any way you must.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 6, 2009
Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High, Penis Paraphernalia |
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