The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.

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…but maybe you should be?  Just think how handy the tissues would be though.  *ahem*

Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year.  What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter.  That’s why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

Thanks Annette!

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And the winner wiener is:

Congratulations Melany, you win this:

The Golden Peen!

No, really. It’s all yours.

Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!

Congratulations!

Thanks again to Casey for this find!

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Looks like your Pikachu is trying to Pikatme.  NSFW after the jump.

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