Mmmmm… Pringles….

Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…

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Nothing like a good soft peen to cuddle with at night.

Wait. No.

What?

Peen with frills. Frills like look like a french maid outfit…

It…

I…

Makes me want to scratch.

*scritch, scritch, scritch*

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That, my friends, is one of the most feminine HE’s I have ever seen.

Oh, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, you came so close…

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I don’t know, maybe I’m stating the obvious here…but that kinda looks like a penis in (its) mouth, and maybe vagina eyes?

Either way. I am scarred for life. FOR SERIOUS.

From the listing:

For the love of Frida and her ever lasting existence, when the consciousness ceases, the mind has die [sic], but not the imagination.

I think this person’s imagination could use a vacation.

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The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.

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