
Mmmmm… Pringles….
Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…
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Nothing like a good soft peen to cuddle with at night.
Wait. No.
What?

Peen with frills. Frills like look like a french maid outfit…
It…
I…
Makes me want to scratch.

*scritch, scritch, scritch*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on March 3, 2010
Fantastic Felt Up,
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That, my friends, is one of the most feminine HE’s I have ever seen.
Oh, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, you came so close…
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on January 16, 2010
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I don’t know, maybe I’m stating the obvious here…but that kinda looks like a penis in (its) mouth, and maybe vagina eyes?

Either way. I am scarred for life. FOR SERIOUS.
From the listing:
For the love of Frida and her ever lasting existence, when the consciousness ceases, the mind has die [sic], but not the imagination.
I think this person’s imagination could use a vacation.
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The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on November 14, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,
Penis Paraphernalia |
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