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I’ll just take the $34.99 “Happy Halloween”  chrysanthemum bouquet, please

Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

Her roses Ill just take the $34.99 Happy Halloween  chrysanthemum bouquet, pleaseIt becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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Posted by suebob on October 25, 2011
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You’ve got a little spinach in your earring

earringteeth 300x224 Youve got a little spinach in your earring

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth.  Also, ew.

 

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Posted by flutter on March 23, 2011
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NSF…Oh, Wait, Those Are Eggs.

il 570xN.125703880 NSF...Oh, Wait, Those Are Eggs.

 

Unfortunate egg placement FTW.

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Renee also makes things.

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Posted by Renee on March 22, 2011
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Caution: May Cause Significant Side Effects

I started taking anti-malarial drugs and I was somewhat worried about the side effects. They warn against blurred vision, liver damage and hallucinations.

Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?

Otto Caution: May Cause Significant Side Effects

Fishy Whale Caution: May Cause Significant Side Effects

Because if I start seeing things like this all the time, I think I’ll take my chances with the mosquitoes.

Yours for only the price of a used car.

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Suebob often worries about her mental stability.

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Posted by suebob on February 27, 2011
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Has anyone seen my salad?

I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

freeform lunch on my chest Has anyone seen my salad?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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Posted by flutter on February 23, 2011
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