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In case you want to hang from the gym ceiling and spin around

suebob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:00:41 +0000

I present the Disco Ball Bra

Warning: If you break this, it is like 1 million years bad luck.
{Source} $72 worth of sparkly mirrors

Not the same, but still fun:

Dazed and Confused, and a little scared

suebob — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:00:57 +0000

Meet Screamy, the porcelain pot pipe:

Anyone can have a glass pipe. And those are lovely and some are outright incredible. But porcelain pipe? Now not everybodys GOT one of those.

Ok, I know pot isn’t supposed to be hallucinogenic. But this PIPE may be hallucinogenic.
{Source} $35, which won’t even buy you any weed these days. I think. I’m old, people.

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Christmas Idea: For Your Crazy Bird-Loving Sister (ahem)

suebob — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:00:25 +0000

Yes, my sister is a nutty bird lady, and I do love her. I don’t know if I love her enough to spend almost $500 on a slightly moth-eaten-looking crocheted poseable birdie, though:

Maybe I’ll just get her a bag of sunflower seeds and call it a day.

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Sauna

suebob — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 01:35:11 +0000

What do you do on long, dark winter nights?

If you are Finnish, you hop in the sauna and beat each other with birch branches til you are nice and rosy.

There are also dachshunds on the other side:

Not sure what the dogs have to do with it.

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Well, that’s taken care of

suebob — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000

Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.

Well, consider me cured.

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I’ll just take the $34.99 “Happy Halloween” chrysanthemum bouquet, please

suebob — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:48:52 +0000

Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump thump thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch scratch scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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You’ve got a little spinach in your earring

flutter — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:35:21 +0000

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth. Also, ew.

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NSF…Oh, Wait, Those Are Eggs.

Renee — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:02:17 +0000

Unfortunate egg placement FTW.

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Renee also makes things.

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Caution: May Cause Significant Side Effects

suebob — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 02:11:21 +0000

I started taking anti-malarial drugs and I was somewhat worried about the side effects. They warn against blurred vision, liver damage and hallucinations.

Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?

Because if I start seeing things like this all the time, I think I’ll take my chances with the mosquitoes.

Yours for only the price of a used car.

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Suebob often worries about her mental stability.

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Has anyone seen my salad?

flutter — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 05:52:47 +0000

I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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