This puts a whole new meaning to the phrase “walk all over me”…

At first I thought it was a blow up doll. I mean, we have featured those before.

But it’s not.

It. Is. So. Not.

The pain staking amount of work that was put into this project is truly awe inspiring. The features? The hair? The eyes?

AMAZING.

I’d love to put this in my living room and see the faces of my guests as they turn the corner and see a skin rug staring back at them, mouth a gape.

But I’m pretty sure it would also land me in a padded room after my basement was inspected for a secret well complete with a pulley system and a basket filled with lotions.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Now it places the lotion in the basket.

It places the lotion in the basket.

PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

*shudder*

Chrissy Conant’s talent is truly amazing. Creepy, but amazing. Go check out her portfolio, especially Chrissy Caviar. Um… WOW.

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From the listing:

Why settle for bologna when you can have bologna and cheese? This art print combines two of Rubblearium’s little shoes made from unlikely materials in one gorgeous print. Absolutely adorable in the nursery; downright wonderful as an enhancement for your kitchen or dining room decor.

The artist goes on to explain that you can download these fun prints for only $5 each, and have them printed yourself.  (and no shipping = lower carbon footprint)

Somethings missing though.  I can’t put my finger on it.

Oh *I* know!

What’s a bologna and cheese sandwich without Wonder Bread!?  Makes those baby toes even nummier!

Oops!  One more thing!

I can’t stop smiling at these!

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Something about this wallet completely had me at hello.  I can just picture feeding him some change and it smiling up at me and saying, ‘OMNOMNOMNOM.”

I really need to get off the drugs already.

From the listing:

Handmade in Nepal by a member of the Handicraft Association of Nepal, a pioneer for more than 30 years in promoting employment opportunities for skilled traditional Nepalese craftsmen.

So no, handmade isn’t always pretty, sometimes it’s just pretty awesome.

Thanks Galadriel!

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From the listing:

The Great Slumber

The pillows are inspired by those suspenseful moments when a sleeping loved one is a little too still for a little too long. Using an irreverent combination of comfort & fear the pillows parallel sleep & death. Project goal: taking ownership of morbidly intrusive thoughts through humor & play.

I much prefer The Little Death, myself.

Bow chicka wah wah!

Thanks Rebecca!

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Feeling like the walking dead?

In need of a new couch?  This one looks extremely well made:

How about a necklace to cheer you up?

This dude sure loves Halloween!  (Totally keeping him in mind for this year!)

Thanks Diamond!

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