“By the power of Grayskull! I. Have. The. Poooowerrr!”

Okay, okay. Yes. They’re GORGEOUS… but together? Meh.

Buy me some for Christmas? *bats eyelashes*

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We all know Candy Spelling is a wackadoo, right?  Her daughter Tori even wrote a book about it.  I keep meaning to order it and read it but then something less shallow than a kiddie pool comes along and trumps it.

According to People:

“Spelling has three gift-wrapping rooms in the home (dudes, WTF?), including the smallest for everyday gifts (pictured). “When Liam was still coming to see me,” says Spelling of estranged daughter Tori’s 2-year-old son, “we changed his diapers right here on this table, so it’s good for all kinds of wrapping.”"

Oh hee, Candy.  You so silly.  Remind me never to accept a gift you wrapped on your grandbaby’s change table.

Anyway folks, forget those crazy Spellings and check this out.  Artist Scott Hove has made a completely sculptured cake room that looks like if you got too close, it might eat you.  Or yanno, blame your mother for everything in your life and write a book about it.

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Baseball or not, these tighties are AWESOME!

P.S. I hope that man is just lucky enough to be really un-hairy because otherwise? This site has just taken a trip down a road I am not comfortable being on.

P.P.S. EXIT?! Where’s the exit?!

P.P.S.S. Construe that any way you must.

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Ever since we posted the cute strap on crotchet penis and oneflewtoofar commented on its origin, I became even more curious. I mean, they mentioned there was a set of boobs too. How could you not be interested?!

Even tho they’re flat as pancakes (as opposed to long saggy mom boobs, which I affectionately call oranges in tennis socks.) (Or beaver tails.) they’re pretty damn cute.

I believe there may even be a nipple ring on that left one.

But! Not only are these HILARIOUS! and CUTE! they also serve a purpose. Boobs and Dinks were created by Shannon Gerard as a means to bring forth the importance of Self Detection.

(finger dinks)

On Shannon’s site she describes them perfectly.

These plush crocheted breasts and penises have little lumps sewn inside that can be found by following instructions in the accompanying booklets. The booklets also teach you how to perform monthly self-examinations of your own precious privates!

Using the softness and humour of these BOOBS AND DINKS, I hope to eliminate some of the fear surrounding monthly exams and encourage people to check themselves often. Breast and testicular cancers are both treatable and often curable, if you find the problem early enough.

So thank you to oneflewtoofar for letting us know about Shannon.

And to Shannon: thank you for doing what you’re doing.

Not to mention, props for being a local gal! T-dot represent!

I think I may order my boys a couple dinks.

Because it’s not like I don’t have enough dink in this house already.

But! Remember: Just because they actually serve a purpose doesn’t mean they can’t be a Craftastrophe! Because we’re all about Teh Funneh and the Creative too!

Head on over to Shannon’s site and grab some boobs and dinks.

P.S. Every time I try and type “crocheted” I write “crotched”. Not that it’s entirely wrong, but still: wrong.

These are awesome.  (and clearly not Craftastrophes but we wanted to share anyway.)

Why so serious?

View a whole bunch more here.

via Rue The Day

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