These unique fuzzy merkins come in a variety of colors (and cuts)! They look to be really nicely made pieces, but so bizarre that they deserve a feature. And WOW they do not pop out as big sellers.

I don’t know. Maybe a lonely heart somewhere will stumble upon this listing and fuzzy faux-fur merkins will become her new secret fetish. She will don a different color every day and keep it secretly hidden under her sweatpants. It will give her the inner confidence to change her life. Her merkin will be the Towanda to her Kathy Bates. (Am I the only one who recently watched Fried Green Tomatoes?)

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, who just had to add “merkin” to her web browser’s dictionary.

This is pretty cool.

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I am in the middle of a laundry renovation.  And when I say ‘renovation’ I mean I just chucked out all the crap that belonged to everyone else and then hung some curtains.

Ta Da!

I am so freaking Martha Stewart I scare myself.

Anyhoo, I decided to go to my new BFF Etsy to find a little somethin’ somethin’ to brighten up my washing day blues.

Holy shit.

Seriously.

Type ‘laundry’ into Etsy search…

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Now that is one way to kick laundry’s arse.  But I am thinking they may clash with my colour scheme…

This is betterer.

Doing laundry can be a love letter – the clothes, three days on the line – the way you fold each small sleeve pleases my heart

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Just a little reminder that poetry doesn’t have to make sense.  And at 200 bucks for a pencil scrawl on printer paper while regaining consciousness after that blow to the head, sorry pen and ink illustrated on archival Bristol Vellum paper, seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

But not as sweet as my OWN PATRON SAINT!

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Who woulda thought that there was a patron saint of laundry.  And her name would be Martha.

Thankyou Etsy.

Kelley, who believes that the laundry room is the perfect place to stash the chocolate.  And wine.

C’mon, admit it, you love Project Runway! Now you can play along at home with your own little felt finger-puppet fashionistas.

You can be so fierce with your tiny Christian Siriano!And you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”

You can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?

I think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”

I think these are all kinds of awesome.

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Suebob promises never to wear anything with printing across the butt.

I hate camping.

I hate camping with the fire of a thousand tiny grains of dirt in my buttcrack. It’s dirty.  It’s grimy.  There’s little water.  Brushing your teeth, washing your face, showering (if you’re lucky) is cumbersome and frustrating and if I never ever go camping again, that would be a-okay with me.

Because I am a bit of a princess.

Wait.

There’s one thing that might make me change my mind.*

If I had this.

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I don’t know if I’m more impressed with this creative idea or the fact that the artist “winged it.”  DOODS.  That’s talent. I want one!

Thanks Eliza!

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