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Next, I will buy a tiger and name him Battle Cat.

bracelets Next, I will buy a tiger and name him Battle Cat.

“By the power of Grayskull! I. Have. The. Poooowerrr!”

Okay, okay. Yes. They’re GORGEOUS… but together? Meh.

Buy me some for Christmas? *bats eyelashes*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 22, 2009
Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High |
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Cake Wrecks or Cake Rex?

We all know Candy Spelling is a wackadoo, right?  Her daughter Tori even wrote a book about it.  I keep meaning to order it and read it but then something less shallow than a kiddie pool comes along and trumps it.

According to People:

Spelling has three gift-wrapping rooms in the home (dudes, WTF?), including the smallest for everyday gifts (pictured). “When Liam was still coming to see me,” says Spelling of estranged daughter Tori’s 2-year-old son, “we changed his diapers right here on this table, so it’s good for all kinds of wrapping.”"

Oh hee, Candy.  You so silly.  Remind me never to accept a gift you wrapped on your grandbaby’s change table.

Anyway folks, forget those crazy Spellings and check this out.  Artist Scott Hove has made a completely sculptured cake room that looks like if you got too close, it might eat you.  Or yanno, blame your mother for everything in your life and write a book about it.

a trophy Cake Wrecks or Cake Rex?

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 15, 2009
Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High |
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Not sure, but I don’t think we’re talking about baseball anymore…

Baseball or not, these tighties are AWESOME!

pitcher Not sure, but I dont think were talking about baseball anymore...

P.S. I hope that man is just lucky enough to be really un-hairy because otherwise? This site has just taken a trip down a road I am not comfortable being on.

P.P.S. EXIT?! Where’s the exit?!

P.P.S.S. Construe that any way you must.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 6, 2009
Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High, Penis Paraphernalia |
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Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

Ever since we posted the cute strap on crotchet penis and oneflewtoofar commented on its origin, I became even more curious. I mean, they mentioned there was a set of boobs too. How could you not be interested?!

boobies Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

Even tho they’re flat as pancakes (as opposed to long saggy mom boobs, which I affectionately call oranges in tennis socks.) (Or beaver tails.) they’re pretty damn cute.

I believe there may even be a nipple ring on that left one.

But! Not only are these HILARIOUS! and CUTE! they also serve a purpose. Boobs and Dinks were created by Shannon Gerard as a means to bring forth the importance of Self Detection.

dink fingerpuppets Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

(finger dinks)

On Shannon’s site she describes them perfectly.

These plush crocheted breasts and penises have little lumps sewn inside that can be found by following instructions in the accompanying booklets. The booklets also teach you how to perform monthly self-examinations of your own precious privates!

Using the softness and humour of these BOOBS AND DINKS, I hope to eliminate some of the fear surrounding monthly exams and encourage people to check themselves often. Breast and testicular cancers are both treatable and often curable, if you find the problem early enough.

BD 3 Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

So thank you to oneflewtoofar for letting us know about Shannon.

And to Shannon: thank you for doing what you’re doing.

Not to mention, props for being a local gal! T-dot represent!

I think I may order my boys a couple dinks.

BD 1 Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

Because it’s not like I don’t have enough dink in this house already.

But! Remember: Just because they actually serve a purpose doesn’t mean they can’t be a Craftastrophe! Because we’re all about Teh Funneh and the Creative too!

Head on over to Shannon’s site and grab some boobs and dinks.

P.S. Every time I try and type “crocheted” I write “crotched”. Not that it’s entirely wrong, but still: wrong.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 5, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High, Penis Paraphernalia |
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My Little Pony, Tricked Out Superhero Style

batmanandrobin 456 My Little Pony, Tricked Out Superhero Style

These are awesome.  (and clearly not Craftastrophes but we wanted to share anyway.)

joker 456 My Little Pony, Tricked Out Superhero Style

Why so serious?

View a whole bunch more here.

via Rue The Day

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on September 29, 2009
Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High |
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