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I’ll just take the $34.99 “Happy Halloween”  chrysanthemum bouquet, please

Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

Her roses Ill just take the $34.99 Happy Halloween  chrysanthemum bouquet, pleaseIt becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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Posted by suebob on October 25, 2011
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Just me and my messed-up cat pictures

I think I am the lone Craftastrophe holdout. Everyone else has abandoned the sinking ship like rats.

Leaving me here with the cats. Scary, terrifying, horrible cats:

Terrifying cats Just me and my messed up cat picturesI don’t often offer my original paintings here at Etsy, so this is a rarity! Yes, this is the actual ORIGINAL painting itself – not a print or reproduction of any kind.

Why is this happening to me?

{Source} Yours for $7200. Bargain.

Suebob wants Calgon to take her away.

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Posted by suebob on April 20, 2011
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My Bloody Valentine

Listed under “Valentine’s Sale,” a painting called “The Binding of Isaac”

Isaac My Bloody ValentineThis piece captures the affect of a child -who would be the “sacrificial lamb”.
As Isaac connects to us in this moment, he gazes into your soul with a single tear streaming from his eyes.
Here is not Abraham’s challenge to express the greatest love by obediently following the will of G-d rather than cling to his love for a son.
Instead you witness the surrender of the one who’s was not to act, but be acted upon.

Because nothing says romance like the blood sacrifice of a child. I can hear it now “Honey, you shouldn’t have!”

I suggest sticking to roses and chocolates. Trust me on this one.

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Suebob is easily frightened by religion.

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Posted by suebob on January 27, 2011
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Put a curse on your neighbors for the low, low price of $6.66

At last! Someone on etsy who is brave enough to admit that their creepy art  is actually for the purposes of evil. It certainly LOOKS evil:

Demon seed Put a curse on your neighbors for the low, low price of $6.66And here’s the description:

Although completely harmless within the home, these horrible abominations should never be buried in the ground. Unless of course you don’t like your neighbors, go ahead and watch the seeds of evil bloom. Once buried in the ground the property owners will be burdened with tragedy and despair. Even given its potential for harm, this little guy is great to snuggle up to on a rainy day. Hang him on a wall, throw him in a corner, or use as a center piece, this demon spawn goes great with any décor. 4 X 7.5 inches.

That makes me feel all Church Lady-ish for some reason. Could it be…Satan?

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Suebob only practices white magic, like turning rotten bananas into really awesome quick breads.

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Posted by suebob on January 20, 2011
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Halloween is too much!

Carving pumpkins, making costumes, decorating – Halloween is so overwhelming sometimes. I need to take a rest!

Coffin couch 300x225 Halloween is too much!

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Suebob tires easily, especially when she is among the undead.

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Posted by suebob on October 28, 2010
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