His name is Mr. Wookin Pa Nub We call him that because he is always wookin pa nub in all the wrong places! He is one goofy dude.

If by ‘Wookin Pa Nub” you mean “Scaring the shit out of little kids everywhere”, then yes. “Wookin Pa Nub” indeed.

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From the listing:

This is a once-in-a-lifetime “masterpiece” of mine that was started several years ago when I lived in Michigan…Just got her finished this Winter here in CA.

She is nearly 70 inches tall, head to heels of boots! Semi-poseable, can sit in a chair or propped in a corner for a stunning addition to your home, club, or bedroom. She has a wooden armature “skeleton” in the legs and back up to neck.
Stuffed with quality Polyfil and shredded foam and she is quite soft and cuddly!

This leather doll is a true OOAK art object! The hat, gauntlets and bikini are removable! The hands are from re-purposed vintage gloves, the Italian boots are rescued from a local thrift shop. Hand-stitched face details, eyes are painted wood. Permanently-attached goldtone chain w/ swivel-snap.

Shipping estimated at $100.00 in the Lower 48 USA. Maybe ship via Greyhound bus. Local pick-up available, too! Note: the coffee cup is NOT for sale!!!

Well okay then. When I saw this picture, I thought it may have been taken right before Lolita Leatherbody back-handed the crafter:

Semi-pose-able, all in leather.  She’s like a Real Doll.*  Only not. Even. Close.

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* not linking.  if you don’t know what a Real Doll is, go ahead and Google but it’s NSFW.

This art piece, entitled Little Sister, is likely NOT what Queens of the Stone Age had in mind.  Nevertheless, for a hundred and fifty bones, you can have yourself a matted print of someone’s banana tied up with electrical tape & wire, & well, screwed.  Ahem.

My husband the electrician would probably take great offense to his banana being treated this way, despite his love for electrical tape & wire, and of course, getting screwed.

(now my brother is rocking in a corner somewhere. hee.)

Thanks Genvieve!

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What the WHAT!?

I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out.

I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms.

Yes. I said chandelier.

Seriously.

RAAAWWWWWWWR. GET BACK IN YER BED!!!!

From the listing:

This octopus chandelier is made from sculpted arms and head, she has pink albino taxidermy glass eyes, pearl encrusted body covered with vintage and new pearls, scallop shells, pink pearl candles and painted with pearlized paint. She measures about 42″ diameter and is about 14″ tall.

Dude. Those eyes? ARE HUGE. I’d like to know what kind of *things* taxidermist are taxiderming that would needs eyes that ginormous AND ALBINO.

*shudder*

Come hither my pretties. Come feast among my shiny pearl-like eggs.

(or egg-like pearls? Whatever.)

And now ‘Octopussy‘ will forever have a whole new meaning to me.

P.S.? How could ’someone’ even name a movie that an it not be shot down immediately by those people who suck all the funny out of movie titles?

P.P.S. I can’t not giggle every time I say Octopussy.

P.P.S.S. Am twelve.

Thanks Pam D.!

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Hideous Hannah went down to Savannah,

holding her head in her hands.

She tried a bandana,

tied around her neck-a,

but her head kept rolling cross lands.

(her nose looks like Michael Jackson’s did.)

I kind of love this and think it would be perfect for Avitable’s Halloween party!

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