Craftastrophe » Messages From the Darkside

Riiiiiight

suebob — Fri, 04 May 2012 14:00:19 +0000

One way to tell the world that there’s no way you’re over him?

{Source} $4. I recommend a spa weekend with your besties instead.

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Because nothing says holidays like a controversial political statement

suebob — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:19:25 +0000

Dick Cheney as a jailbird. Hanging on your tree. That’s sure to cause hours of family merriment.

{Source} $100 marked down from $150. This is a collector’s item, folks. But my neighbor collects old tires in his back yard, so I guess collecting is in the mind of the beholder.

PS Yes, I know it is April.

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Wait, Weight

suebob — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 01:12:49 +0000

I want to go eat a carton of Chubby Hubby just so I DON’T end up looking like this miserable bobble-headed little bony wretch. And I don’t even LIKE Chubby Hubby.

This slimming fridge magnet is designed to reduce the excessive amount of trips to the fridge. Whilst it does not claim any magical powers it serves as an extra reminder of “the big goal” whenever you are lurking into the kitchen.

{Source} $8 and all the pie you can stuff into your pie-hole

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Branding is Everything

suebob — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:10:52 +0000

I don’t care. No matter how much you try to call this “human ivory,” it’s still fingernail clippings to me. No, seriously. Fingernail clippings.

Also? Get that thing out of my house.
{Source} $200 and steam cleaner rental for where I just tossed my lunch on the carpet.

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Will definitely scare the varmints out of your garden

suebob — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:00:08 +0000

Bloody zombie garden gnomes. For those who aren’t going for that quaint, charming look.

{Source} $10. Where are you going to find a better deal on bloody zombie gnomes? Huh?

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Fickle Finger of Fate

suebob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:00:01 +0000

Make sure your lover takes all of their anti-psychotic meds before you spring this one on them.

{Source} 65 bones

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Coffin Nails

suebob — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:00:51 +0000

Not suggested for job interviews:

“Embellished with black spiders.”

Ah yes, I find spiders are the best accessories, don’t you?
{Source} 50 creepy dollars

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Golden Girls want BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS

suebob — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:00:56 +0000

Ah, those warm moments in front of the television, laughing at the gentle humor of Rose, Sophia, Blanche and Dorothy. Those moments when no one gave a thought that the funny old ladies might come eat their brains.

{Source} Prints $15

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Quick, call Operation Rescue

suebob — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:00:50 +0000

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

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Everyone Who Has Every Been on Craftastrophe Needs This

suebob — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:53:07 +0000

I’m just saying these people need some kind of help. This could be exactly the thing. Of course, so could powerful anti-psychotic medications.

A tarot magic spell to ensure Etsy shop success! (If you have an eBay shop, you’re SOL).

- A Video of the spell as it’s being performed live by me. I will use tarot cards and a candle along with a ritual written to your specific needs.
After I cast your spell I will stay at the altar and meditate on your spell as the candle burns.
(Also a .JPG)

{Source} Just $25. Cheaper than Haldol!