Craftastrophe » Messages From the Darkside

Fickle Finger of Fate

suebob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:00:01 +0000

Make sure your lover takes all of their anti-psychotic meds before you spring this one on them.

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Coffin Nails

suebob — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:00:51 +0000

Not suggested for job interviews:

“Embellished with black spiders.”

Ah yes, I find spiders are the best accessories, don’t you?
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Golden Girls want BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS

suebob — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:00:56 +0000

Ah, those warm moments in front of the television, laughing at the gentle humor of Rose, Sophia, Blanche and Dorothy. Those moments when no one gave a thought that the funny old ladies might come eat their brains.

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Quick, call Operation Rescue

suebob — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:00:50 +0000

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

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Everyone Who Has Every Been on Craftastrophe Needs This

suebob — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:53:07 +0000

I’m just saying these people need some kind of help. This could be exactly the thing. Of course, so could powerful anti-psychotic medications.

A tarot magic spell to ensure Etsy shop success! (If you have an eBay shop, you’re SOL).

- A Video of the spell as it’s being performed live by me. I will use tarot cards and a candle along with a ritual written to your specific needs.
After I cast your spell I will stay at the altar and meditate on your spell as the candle burns.
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Cleanliness is next to normalcy

suebob — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:00:14 +0000

Hey, emo girl! I have an idea for you:

Try cleaning your rug more than once every 20 years and maybe some people will come over. Just a thought.
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Wink and a nod

suebob — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 10:00:13 +0000

You wake from a deep sleep, look down at your own hand and…

AAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH!

There’s something about the eyelashes that makes it extra super disturbing, no?

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Write Your Own Caption

suebob — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:00:45 +0000

Black Jet Carved Skull

Put your entry in the comments section.

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Nightmare Nursery

suebob — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:01:38 +0000

Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? A soft, lovey friend to keep you company in the dark, lonely nights.

Oh hell. Now why did you have to go and do that?

I’ll never sleep again.

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Well, that’s taken care of

suebob — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000

Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.

Well, consider me cured.

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