One way to tell the world that there’s no way you’re over him?

{Source} $4. I recommend a spa weekend with your besties instead.

Dick Cheney as a jailbird. Hanging on your tree. That’s sure to cause hours of family merriment.

{Source} $100 marked down from $150. This is a collector’s item, folks. But my neighbor collects old tires in his back yard, so I guess collecting is in the mind of the beholder.

PS Yes, I know it is April.

I want to go eat a carton of Chubby Hubby just so I DON’T end up looking like this miserable bobble-headed little bony wretch. And I don’t even LIKE Chubby Hubby.

This slimming fridge magnet is designed to reduce the excessive amount of trips to the fridge. Whilst it does not claim any magical powers it serves as an extra reminder of “the big goal” whenever you are lurking into the kitchen.

{Source} $8 and all the pie you can stuff into your pie-hole

I don’t care. No matter how much you try to call this “human ivory,” it’s still fingernail clippings to me. No, seriously. Fingernail clippings.

Also? Get that thing out of my house.
{Source} $200 and steam cleaner rental for where I just tossed my lunch on the carpet.

Bloody zombie garden gnomes. For those who aren’t going for that quaint, charming look.

{Source} $10. Where are you going to find a better deal on bloody zombie gnomes? Huh?