Make sure your lover takes all of their anti-psychotic meds before you spring this one on them.

{Source} 65 bones

Not suggested for job interviews:

“Embellished with black spiders.”

Ah yes, I find spiders are the best accessories, don’t you?
{Source} 50 creepy dollars

Ah, those warm moments in front of the television, laughing at the gentle humor of Rose, Sophia, Blanche and Dorothy. Those moments when no one gave a thought that the funny old ladies might come eat their brains.

{Source} Prints $15

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

I’m just saying these people need some kind of help. This could be exactly the thing. Of course, so could powerful anti-psychotic medications.

A tarot magic spell to ensure Etsy shop success! (If you have an eBay shop, you’re SOL).

- A Video of the spell as it’s being performed live by me. I will use tarot cards and a candle along with a ritual written to your specific needs.
After I cast your spell I will stay at the altar and meditate on your spell as the candle burns.
(Also a .JPG)

{Source} Just $25. Cheaper than Haldol!