I think ‘re-sculpted face’ is a bit of an understatement.

Thanks Amanda!

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…isn’t so scary once you see that…

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His name is Mr. Wookin Pa Nub We call him that because he is always wookin pa nub in all the wrong places! He is one goofy dude.

If by ‘Wookin Pa Nub” you mean “Scaring the shit out of little kids everywhere”, then yes. “Wookin Pa Nub” indeed.

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From the listing:

This is a once-in-a-lifetime “masterpiece” of mine that was started several years ago when I lived in Michigan…Just got her finished this Winter here in CA.

She is nearly 70 inches tall, head to heels of boots! Semi-poseable, can sit in a chair or propped in a corner for a stunning addition to your home, club, or bedroom. She has a wooden armature “skeleton” in the legs and back up to neck.
Stuffed with quality Polyfil and shredded foam and she is quite soft and cuddly!

This leather doll is a true OOAK art object! The hat, gauntlets and bikini are removable! The hands are from re-purposed vintage gloves, the Italian boots are rescued from a local thrift shop. Hand-stitched face details, eyes are painted wood. Permanently-attached goldtone chain w/ swivel-snap.

Shipping estimated at $100.00 in the Lower 48 USA. Maybe ship via Greyhound bus. Local pick-up available, too! Note: the coffee cup is NOT for sale!!!

Well okay then. When I saw this picture, I thought it may have been taken right before Lolita Leatherbody back-handed the crafter:

Semi-pose-able, all in leather.  She’s like a Real Doll.*  Only not. Even. Close.

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* not linking.  if you don’t know what a Real Doll is, go ahead and Google but it’s NSFW.

This art piece, entitled Little Sister, is likely NOT what Queens of the Stone Age had in mind.  Nevertheless, for a hundred and fifty bones, you can have yourself a matted print of someone’s banana tied up with electrical tape & wire, & well, screwed.  Ahem.

My husband the electrician would probably take great offense to his banana being treated this way, despite his love for electrical tape & wire, and of course, getting screwed.

(now my brother is rocking in a corner somewhere. hee.)

Thanks Genvieve!

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