Many people turn to religion to find a warm, safe haven. It doesn’t get much warmer than this, folks.
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Because everyone should have affordable access to fine art, the artist has issued affordable 8×10 prints for the low, low price of $20. I’m thinking about buying one to replace some of the artwork at the apartment I’m house sitting.
Because I just couldn’t choose between all the horrible potential names for this Craftastrophe, I’ve included them all. Feel free to vote for your favorite in the comments. While you’re at it, you should probably pray for my heathen soul.
3D Nude Sculpture of a Pregnant Woman Making Love(or having sex, to be more bold).
So society doesn’t see pregnant women and mothers as sexual beings. Fair point. Still unclear as to who will buy a $1,395.00 sculpture of an armless preggo crushing a very teeny man.
Imagery: A toothed vagina with an arm extending from it that is grasping a human heart.
Well, I’m glad you cleared that up, because I really had no idea what I was looking at. A butt with a zipper? Krumm for Aaahh!!! Real Monsters? Some sort of Halloween themed nut cracker?
But now that I know it’s a vagina dentata, I totally get it. I also totally get that you made it look “like an artifact” (see: old and crappy) on purpose, and that it’s worth all $500 that you’re charging for it.
Oh, wait, no–I mean, I totally don’t get it. Feminist mythology my butt zipper.
