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I Can See Spencer Pratt Wearing This.

Hey Ladies,

This post is really, only for you.  (sorry boys, but you’re really going to want to opt out on this one.  Trust me.)

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 7, 2009
Lady Bits and Pieces |
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I can’t be certain, but I think the picture is drawn on toilet paper

Here’s a special one for you my lovelies.

Don’t say I never give you anything… um… Special.

Yes. Special, that’s it.

No need to thank me.

Really. There’s no need.

 I cant be certain, but I think the picture is drawn on toilet paper

From the website:

Description:

TITLE: Self portrait on a used maxi pad.

MEDIUM: Panty Liner,Menstrual blood,acrylic,water colors and paper.

SIZE: 8 1/2 X 6 1/2,framed under glass.

But!

Oh! There’s a but alright.

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STATUS: SOLD!!!

I sh!t you not.

Bet you’ve now got that burning desire to go craft some selfies, eh?

*shudder*

Thanks superfoodlamb for this one. I think….

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 12, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Lady Bits and Pieces, Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall |
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Pucker Up!

“For your lips…”

for your lips Pucker Up!

Thanks Emily!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on July 4, 2009
Lady Bits and Pieces |
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Vagina Dentata Feminist Sculpture

vagina dentata feminism Vagina Dentata Feminist Sculpture

I have always been fascinated by the wacky forklore behind Vagina Dentata.  There’s nothing more neato than imagining Teen Wolf in your Kitten Mitten.

This sculpture has a heart being handed out from the vagina in a femisist statement about hearts and sex and love and feminism.  Is it obvious I have no idea what was meant by this?

Yeah. So. Carry on with your bad selves.  I’ll be over here, crossing my legs, rocking in the corner.

Thanks so much for the nightmares, Kerrie!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 29, 2009
Lady Bits and Pieces |
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Painting Your Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet (NSFW)

You know, I’d love to think it’s really quaint this artist wants to paint my quim, but I think it’s a trick.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 3, 2009
Lady Bits and Pieces |
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