It’s the price that always gets me on these things: for $1,700, this fine wooden sculpture of titties can make your desk a less lonely place.

“Hand sculpted wooden, life-size bust of the artist’s mistress.
For many years she sat upon my desk, conjuring up many a nostalgic reminiscence from a time when this smooth wooden sculpture here before me was subtle flesh, filling the air with a touch of Shalimar and palpable desire.
Young men were honored and felt somewhat gifted to be in the presence of a Liz Taylor look-alike dressed up like a sweet hippie in estrus.”

And now I know that you are thinking, “Of course I want to buy a likeness of a sweet hippie in estrus. But what would I do with a boobie sculpture? Surely my wife would not approve!”

Fear not, the artist has thought of everything: There is apparently built in storage of some sort, which should make it okay in onlookers’ eyes. That, or you can point each tata independently. Either way, this is clearly a must-add for your art collection.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, but doesn’t believe that boobs should be the only feature in a work of art.

Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.

Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…

This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.

You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:

Do NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.

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Suebob denies writing this post under the influence of PMS.

I tell you what, if I found a mole on my vagina that looked like this, I would burn my entire vagina clean off.

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Don’t laugh, young whippersnappers, some of us old ladies can do that. And they come in different colours:

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Whether you’ve been to a strip club or not, I’m sure you can imagine what those ladies can do with a stripper pole. All that upper body strength? Leg wrapping techniques?

Uh. Nevermind.

Hey, mommy? What’s on your necklace?!

“Oh, nothing sweetie. It’s just a dancing lady.”

A wee little nekkid lady.

Uhhhhhh. Riiiiiiight.

I’ll contack you right after you clean that stripper pole. It’s a little too authentic for me.

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