Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit,Lady Bits and Pieces |
Well, hello there

I think this may be a Major Award.
{Source} $5500
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit,Lady Bits and Pieces |

Well, hello there

I think this may be a Major Award.
{Source} $5500

What could these lovely young ladies be up to?
Let’s see, they have red hair and pitchers. I wonder what’s in the pitchers. Maybe it’s wine. Maybe, if I’m nice, they’ll let me have some.

My friend Stephanie is super pregnant. With her baby shower coming up this month, and her due date growing ever closer, I’ve got babies on the brain. And (as evidenced by last week’s bloody onesie) that’s not a good thing, because the craft world has proven a scary place for infants.
Take today’s monstrosity, for example:
Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to figure out what that was if I were you either. But read on…
Still looking for that perfect Valentine’s Day gift? Who wouldn’t want vagina on a string?
I don’t think I’ll be chewing gum anytime soon though.
But I do totally love the name Quite Cuntrary.
Kim prefers her jewelry without pubes.

How’s your nude body image? Feel like you could use a reminder to celebrate diversity in beauty? Want to excite your self esteem? Then I’ve got just the thing!

Exotic Soft Sculpture and cloth dolls are designed to arouse positive nude body image, excite high self-esteem and celebrate diversity in beauty.
How, you ask? Obviously just by being around you! Sit your cloth love doll on a folding stool in your house and admire her long skinny freak legs and short pointy hands! Check out her awesome lumpy body and shiny pillow lips! Snap at her signature sense of style and think, “Mmm hmm, you GO girl!” You’ll be feeling better about yourself in no time, I promise!
But positive nude body image through creepy doll emulation doesn’t come cheap. This diva will run you a cool $3,500–but trust me, she’s worth it. Unh hunh
One diva not enough? Don’t worry, she’s got friends!
