Scarf necklace? Is this the next curse to befall fashion? Because this:

…looks like some giant parasite has escaped her body and has attacked her neck. Not a look I’d try to affect, but your mileage may vary.
{Source} $27 worth of terror.

These were on etsy’s front page today:

They’re making it too easy. As someone who is celebrating New Years Day by being very lazy, I’d like to say thank you.
{Source} $28 warm and fuzzy dollars.

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

This one is about the model. Could they have found someone who looks less thrilled to be photographed in an fuzzy avocado neck warmer?

I can hear the conversation now:
“Oh, hey, Carl, so glad you’re finally awake. Can you put down your bong and do me a favor?”
“What?”
“Oh, just wear this scarf for a minute while I take your picture?”
“Are you kidding?”
“No, I really need to get this done.”
“You know I look like crap in avocado.”
“No, you look like crap because you never comb your hair or shave. You look fine in avocado.”
{Source} $50 or will trade for a good recommendation for a new roommate.

You were just LOOKING for an excuse to break out the really giant needles. We understand.

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