Craftastrophe » Knitting Nightmare

Audience Poll

suebob — Wed, 02 May 2012 13:15:53 +0000

Cute, or creepy?

{Source} $17, and the chance that you will forget the baby outside in a tree and will have to deal with Child Protective Services for the next 5 years.

Not the same, but still fun:

Help a poor old spinster out

suebob — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:58:16 +0000

Is this a doll thing or a real baby thing or what? And if it is a real baby thing, why does a baby need a bow tie? Do you really want to take the chance on strangling a baby with something pointless? Or am I just a neurotic freak? Help me, my people.

{Source} $20 and your eternal vigilance

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Look, kids, more “statement” jewelry

suebob — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:56:11 +0000

Now the statement has moved from the necklace to a ring…a ring that looks suspiciously like a tortured, mutated, crocheted set of male genitalia. Or is it just me?

{Source} $95 and the sneaking suspicion you’ve been punked.

Not the same, but still fun:

You’ll Have to Explain This One

suebob — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:07:23 +0000

This hat is supposed to represent two upside-down melting pink ice cream cones. Ooooooookaaaaaaay then.

I would have guessed some kind of messed-up turkey legs. Or udders. What do you think?
{Source} $39.95 worth of weird looks all day long

There’s a great Crafting event coming to Southern California March 22-25 – come on up to beautiful Ventura and hang out with other wackos like you! Here’s the Craftcation site. This is a non-sponsored announcement. I just think it’s a cool thing.

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Fun? I Don’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means.

suebob — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:07:41 +0000

I think it was Robert Louis Stevenson who said “The world is so full of a number of things, I’m sure we should all be happy as kings.”

Maybe we should stop with the things. We have enough. Evidence:

A teratoma is a type of tumor. They have been known to contain eyes, teeth, hair, partially formed organs, and limbs. Sometimes it takes the form of a bulbous mass, with it’s parts hidden within; other times it may have hands or little legs sticking out.

This teratoma is full of parts that you can have fun disecting from the tumourous sac, or position in a variety of ways to display your teratoma as you see fit.

{Source} 30 tumorous dollars

Not the same, but still fun:

What’s eating your neck?

suebob — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:57:29 +0000

Scarf necklace? Is this the next curse to befall fashion? Because this:

…looks like some giant parasite has escaped her body and has attacked her neck. Not a look I’d try to affect, but your mileage may vary.
{Source} $27 worth of terror.

Not the same, but still fun:

Making it too easy

suebob — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 16:21:36 +0000

These were on etsy’s front page today:

They’re making it too easy. As someone who is celebrating New Years Day by being very lazy, I’d like to say thank you.
{Source} $28 warm and fuzzy dollars.

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Quick, call Operation Rescue

suebob — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:00:50 +0000

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

Not the same, but still fun:

It’s not all about the Crafts

suebob — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:01:46 +0000

This one is about the model. Could they have found someone who looks less thrilled to be photographed in an fuzzy avocado neck warmer?

I can hear the conversation now:
“Oh, hey, Carl, so glad you’re finally awake. Can you put down your bong and do me a favor?”
“What?”
“Oh, just wear this scarf for a minute while I take your picture?”
“Are you kidding?”
“No, I really need to get this done.”
“You know I look like crap in avocado.”
“No, you look like crap because you never comb your hair or shave. You look fine in avocado.”
{Source} $50 or will trade for a good recommendation for a new roommate.

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And then, giant Q-Tips attacked my neck

suebob — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:00:41 +0000

You were just LOOKING for an excuse to break out the really giant needles. We understand.

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