Cute, or creepy?

{Source} $17, and the chance that you will forget the baby outside in a tree and will have to deal with Child Protective Services for the next 5 years.

Is this a doll thing or a real baby thing or what? And if it is a real baby thing, why does a baby need a bow tie? Do you really want to take the chance on strangling a baby with something pointless? Or am I just a neurotic freak? Help me, my people.

{Source} $20 and your eternal vigilance

Now the statement has moved from the necklace to a ring…a ring that looks suspiciously like a tortured, mutated, crocheted set of male genitalia. Or is it just me?

{Source} $95 and the sneaking suspicion you’ve been punked.

This hat is supposed to represent two upside-down melting pink ice cream cones. Ooooooookaaaaaaay then.

I would have guessed some kind of messed-up turkey legs. Or udders. What do you think?
{Source} $39.95 worth of weird looks all day long

There’s a great Crafting event coming to Southern California March 22-25 – come on up to beautiful Ventura and hang out with other wackos like you! Here’s the Craftcation site. This is a non-sponsored announcement. I just think it’s a cool thing.

I think it was Robert Louis Stevenson who said “The world is so full of a number of things, I’m sure we should all be happy as kings.”

Maybe we should stop with the things. We have enough. Evidence:

A teratoma is a type of tumor. They have been known to contain eyes, teeth, hair, partially formed organs, and limbs. Sometimes it takes the form of a bulbous mass, with it’s parts hidden within; other times it may have hands or little legs sticking out.

This teratoma is full of parts that you can have fun disecting from the tumourous sac, or position in a variety of ways to display your teratoma as you see fit.

{Source} 30 tumorous dollars