I think it was Robert Louis Stevenson who said “The world is so full of a number of things, I’m sure we should all be happy as kings.”

Maybe we should stop with the things. We have enough. Evidence:

A teratoma is a type of tumor. They have been known to contain eyes, teeth, hair, partially formed organs, and limbs. Sometimes it takes the form of a bulbous mass, with it’s parts hidden within; other times it may have hands or little legs sticking out.

This teratoma is full of parts that you can have fun disecting from the tumourous sac, or position in a variety of ways to display your teratoma as you see fit.

{Source} 30 tumorous dollars

Scarf necklace? Is this the next curse to befall fashion? Because this:

…looks like some giant parasite has escaped her body and has attacked her neck. Not a look I’d try to affect, but your mileage may vary.
{Source} $27 worth of terror.

These were on etsy’s front page today:

They’re making it too easy. As someone who is celebrating New Years Day by being very lazy, I’d like to say thank you.
{Source} $28 warm and fuzzy dollars.

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

This one is about the model. Could they have found someone who looks less thrilled to be photographed in an fuzzy avocado neck warmer?

I can hear the conversation now:
“Oh, hey, Carl, so glad you’re finally awake. Can you put down your bong and do me a favor?”
“What?”
“Oh, just wear this scarf for a minute while I take your picture?”
“Are you kidding?”
“No, I really need to get this done.”
“You know I look like crap in avocado.”
“No, you look like crap because you never comb your hair or shave. You look fine in avocado.”
{Source} $50 or will trade for a good recommendation for a new roommate.