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Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!

neckwarmer Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!

I’d use it to keep my head propped upright; or stick it on the talker next to me and blow it up to the point where they could no longer breathe talk.

Either way: $170.00 Blow up neck warmer / brace FTW!

Thanks Cari for showing us this store!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 6, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Um. WTF?, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Like tube socks and oranges

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder

like a Continental Solider

Do your boobs hang low?

boobscarf Like tube socks and oranges

Thanks Karen and Burgh Baby!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 5, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Lady Bits and Pieces |
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On the fringe…

tattered On the fringe...

tattered2 On the fringe...

Me thinks they miss understood the meaning of ‘cutting edge’….

Thanks Casey!

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P.S. There are some really gorgeous items at this seller’s shop. If you buy anything, please let me know… so I can live vicariously through you.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 25, 2009
Knitting Nightmare |
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Peen Cushion

** Have you entered our fabulous giveaway for a 75 dollar gift certificate to Eden Fantasys? Time’s running out!**

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Nothing like laying down on the couch to watch a good movie and end up getting dick in the ear.

couchfullofdicks Peen Cushion

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 13, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Penis Paraphernalia, Um. WTF? |
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Crochet, Halloween Style

I’ve really developed a penchant for crochet.

There aren’t a lot of pieces I dislike anymore. Hell, even doilies are on my nice list.

There’s something to be said for the talent that goes into a lot of the pieces people create. The meticulous and painstaking care put into some of their work is clearly is evident.

Some? It’s definitely there, but just not as easy to see.

clown mask Crochet, Halloween Style

grotesque Crochet, Halloween Style

it Crochet, Halloween Style

what Crochet, Halloween Style

Sometimes the phrase “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” just doesn’t do justice.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 4, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Knitting Nightmare |
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