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Do you happen to have $44 spare dollars and a need for 6 feet of useless craftastrophe goodness!?  Then this knitted power cord is perfect for you!

The seller says:

“This is a fun, yellow knitted power cord! It can be worn as a decorative skinny scarf, or even a decorative belt. Use it to pull back your curtains or replace that boring old tie. Whatever you choose to do, let your imagination lead the way!”

Uhhhh, they know it’s SIX FEET LONG, right?  That’s the weirdest longest tie, belt or scarf I’ve ever seen!  But be careful, she tangles in the washing machine!

Who would spend so much time making such an odd item?  Oh, must have been this guy:

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Dang, the recession must have really hit Andre 3000!

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Gillian Wright keeps it real about kids, crafts, organizing,  and (lack of) housework at Mrs. Wright, Gone Wrong.

Posted by Gillian on March 11, 2010
For The Insane, Knitting Nightmare |
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Itchin’ Knittin’

tn Itchin Knittin

There are 15 more pictures where this came from…and not all of them are pretty. In fact, most of them make me want to run into a fire. Prepare to be REALLY itchy.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 9, 2010
Knitting Nightmare |
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Voulez Vouz CROCHET Avec Moi, Ce Soir?

bustle wool dress Voulez Vouz CROCHET Avec Moi, Ce Soir?

Well if I wore this one, at least it would distract from my back fat.  But wait!  Wait till you see the front.  For some reason it reminds me of a full ashtray:

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 1, 2010
Knitting Nightmare |
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It’s amazing what could be hiding in your toile {NSFW}

Yes Mama, they are Dirty Pillows.

For 95.00, I’ll take two.

One teabag and one butt sex. Oh wait!

NSFWtoile Its amazing what could be hiding in your toile {NSFW}

Yes! It’s a two-fer.

Threesome FTW!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 14, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Knitting Nightmare |
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Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!

neckwarmer Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!

I’d use it to keep my head propped upright; or stick it on the talker next to me and blow it up to the point where they could no longer breathe talk.

Either way: $170.00 Blow up neck warmer / brace FTW!

Thanks Cari for showing us this store!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 6, 2009
Knitting Nightmare, Um. WTF?, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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