You wake from a deep sleep, look down at your own hand and... AAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH! There's something about the eyelashes that makes it extra super disturbing, no? {Source}

Kids, these days, with their "fashions" and "body modification." Why can't they just use too much pink lip gloss and hair spray like we did back in the day? These are for your massive ear holes. Cute! Or not. You decide: {Source} Just $45 - get ready for the holidays!

Who knew photographers were so violent? {Source} Red button {Source} Shoot Necklace 1 {Source} Shoot on Sight Necklace {Source} Another I Shoot People Necklace {Source} I Shoot People Neckace #3 Believe me, I could go on. And on. But I suggest you photographers take some deep, cleansing breaths and calm the heck down.

This is described as a statement necklace. Right. The statement is "Rainbow Brite was flattened by a steamroller and is hung around my neck." Or maybe "I lost my furry boots at the rave." Or " Liberace died for your sins." Or...hit me in the comments. Yours for only $425. Rave tickets additional. {Source}  

I think I've been listening to "Party Rock Anthem" too much, because when I saw this: I started singing "Everybody's shuddering, shuddering..." {Source}