Remember sweetie, you’re not to touch mommy’s special Work Drink. She needs those Work Drinks to make money and put a roof over your head.

And Jenn? LOVE HER. She sent us this email and I nearly peed when I read her comment:

Nothing says ‘Mommy drinks too much’ like a Big Sister bottle cap necklace. *snort*

But wait! There’s MORE!!

If you’re a Twilight fan – which, um HELLO! Team Edward! – there’s a butt ton of bottlecap necklaces available for you!

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This one just makes me laugh.

Manically.

I am buying one and wearing it with my sexist* lingerie.

Hmm… I wonder if she makes bacon ones?

From the listing:

A fun and whimsical broach that will add a unique flair to any outfit. Pannies Broaches are made from real fried eggs that are entirely encased in gloss to make them solid and wearable. They do not smell or leak or stain, don’t worry! The edges of the egg curl up, creating a sculptural and unexpected accessory.

Seriously. Aside from bacon perfume this has to be about the easiest way to turn a man on.

I totally, unconditionally LOVE it.

Even more so that it doesn’t leak or stain. LOL

Thanks Cari!

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Imagine getting married in a dress made from those paper bells my Granny makes me buy for every wedding shower and baby shower. They sit on the table right next to her pistachio pudding/marshmallow dessert which she simply calls “Green Fluff.” She’s been making it since 1965 or earlier and I’m sure she is the only one who eats it. It might even be the same dessert she just hauls back and forth like a bowl of wax fruit. Maybe it’s not even real. I’ve never seen anyone else eat it but Granny and I’m certain she’s faking it. She’ll pull an empty spoon out of her mouth and say, “mmmmm….that green fluff is perfect! You should try it!” It’s a trick, I’m certain.

Anyway.

I think it’s kinda funny that the hearts behind the guys head makes him look like he has giant lopsided ears at first glance.  Dude looks like a sock monkey in his funderwear.  I’m slightly jealous of this guy’s funderwear.  Want.

Haute Paper Couture!

*rawr*

I honestly can’t help but love this artist!  If for nothing else but her sense of humour with her “I will Screw U oh I mean I will Love U Necklace.”

Thanks Kerrie!

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I’m a big fan of Yoga.  I think it’s good for the mind, body and soul.  At the end of a Yoga class, the instructor always bows to us (and us to her) and says, “Namaste.”  The meaning of that isn’t lost on me, but in case you don’t know what it means, here’s the short version:

The gesture Namaste represents the belief that there is a Divine spark within each of us that is located in the heart chakra. The gesture is an acknowledgment of the soul in one by the soul in another.  “Nama” means bow, “as” means I, and “te” means you. Therefore, Namaste literally means “bow me you” or “I bow to you.”

It’s such a nice gesture, and you feel so incredibly peaceful afterwards.

Which is why I have no idea why this crafter called her creation the Namaste Necklace.  To me, that looks more like my kids Magnetix set exploded in glue and set into a choke hold I would never ever pay $2500 for.  Can imagine wearing this monstrosity to Yoga class?  It’s like cowboy belt buckle meets gloworm!  You’d never get out of downward facing dog!

*Thanks Haley for the invention of the word Yogical!

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Next to a macaroni necklace, this has to be just about the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Adding these babies to my Mother’s Day wish list!

Matching bracelet anyone?

Thanks Diamondseed for this one, and the fabulous comment: “I know exactly how much effort went into that necklace… thing.  Exactly how many hours the seller had to look at it and go “wow, this looks more than obnoxious” and just stop.  And she didn’t.”

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