I Want to Punch a Crafter | Craftastrophe

We all know bad children get coal in their stockings at Christmas. What do bad children get at Easter?

Behold Puddle the Funky Gypsy Fiber Art Bunny. Hm. Looks more like Puddle the Mutant Horror Movie Mexican Wrestling Luchadora Bunny to me. In any case, scary as hell.

THAT will teach them to be good, right?

What can you say about Puddle..? She is truly a unique little creation…Puddle simply adores our pet dog Pepper and will follow him around – much to his horror…Pepper reckons she is a really fierce watchdog…not a bunny lover!! Puddle sits and pines away by our window wondering why the other bunnies down come by to visit

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Suebob is baffled.

Posted by suebob on April 14, 2011
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and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth. Also, ew.

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Posted by flutter on March 23, 2011
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I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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Posted by flutter on February 23, 2011
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il 570xN.200563395 AHHHHH! Its the Blood Spatter Onesie.

This is inspired by Dexter and by the idea that murderous newborns are funny.

Um, clearly you have missed the point of Dexter, and do not understand the word “funny.”

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Renee is speechless.

Posted by Renee on February 22, 2011
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il 570xN.52249333 Its Not Like You Have Anything Better to Spend $500 On

God dammit, what the fuck is this?

Is that another animal hat?

Is your head supposed to be going into its ass, or coming out of it?

Wait, what?

It’s not just a hat?

Alice is a fluffyAustralian Koala wearable puppet hat. Wearing her own Trashion hat, made from ‘Plarn’.

Totally unique.
One Of A Kind.

A ‘double take’ hat-puppet,it was my entry in the 2008 Alice Springs Beanie Festival’s International Competition.

‘Alice’ won a close second in the People’s Choice Award, narrowly missing first by 4 votes.

Alice has her own hat also, which is crocheted out of a recycled rain poncho, this attaches on over her ears, and can be taken off, or put back on
With your hand in the head area, you can manipulate her mouth to ‘eat’ the leaf.

Wait, now I’m just more confused!

Since when is there an international beanie festival?

What the fuck is plarn?

And why would I ever pay $500 for a puppet to wear on my head?!

Dammit, Australia, you have won the international crazy crafter competition once again.

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Renee likes plarn on toast.