Looking beyond the very obvious appearance of When Sleazy Meet Trashy, these “corset jeans” make me want to track down this girl’s mother, and hold in contempt for crimes against crafting.  Spray pant on jeans?  Corset-wrapped thighs?

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Have we not talked about the hazards of creating a scarf that looks like it’s attacking you?  This one looks like a full blown rash strangling it’s, well…knob.

It’s late when you get in from work.  You slide a Lean Cusine into the microwave, devour it and slip into a warm bath to loosen the day’s stresses from your back.  You take your time in the tub, feeling sexy with newly shaved legs.  As you put on your little black negligee, something nags at you that this is not sexy enough.  You need something to really make this private time the ultimate in pleasure.

You remember that crafty purchase you made not too long ago and dive into the closet to find it.

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Nothing says love like this tadpole inspired domino bracelet.  Well, except for squirrel-foot earrings of course.

But wouldn’t this bracelet be super-heavy?  Why doesn’t he just add a long chain and shackle you to the bed?  Or the furnace?

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There comes a time, in every baby tree’s life, where he or she has to grow up, get a job and move out.  These lovely branches chose haunting.

Meet, the tree ghosts:

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