File under: stuff that makes me bang my head on my desk.

Note to genius designer – hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. “Tribal” my butt.

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Ok, it’s whimsical, it’s a “statement” necklace (I HAAAATE that term), it’s meant to be cute and charming. But you know what turns this necklace from merely annoying into a real Craftastrophe?

The white spots. They didn’t bother to get out their Exacto or jigsaw or what-have-you and trim out the white spots. That drives me crayzeeeeeee. Quality counts, people. Show your work.
{Source} $59 worth of Flying Acrobats

How was Thanksgiving? Did anyone eat the onion dip that had been left out in the 87 degree house for 6 hours? I think this little guy did:

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Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? A soft, lovey friend to keep you company in the dark, lonely nights.

Oh hell. Now why did you have to go and do that?

I’ll never sleep again.

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We all know bad children get coal in their stockings at Christmas. What do bad children get at Easter?

Behold Puddle the Funky Gypsy Fiber Art Bunny. Hm. Looks more like Puddle the Mutant Horror Movie Mexican Wrestling Luchadora Bunny to me. In any case, scary as hell.

THAT will teach them to be good, right?

What can you say about Puddle..? She is truly a unique little creation…Puddle simply adores our pet dog Pepper and will follow him around – much to his horror…Pepper reckons she is a really fierce watchdog…not a bunny lover!! Puddle sits and pines away by our window wondering why the other bunnies down come by to visit

{Source} Yours for only $180.

Suebob is baffled.