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What in the name of black nail polish IS this?

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 5, 2009
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, For The Insane, I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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Caption this: Asprin Doily

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 27, 2009
I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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Mermaids Are Funny When They Are Overpriced

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Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 29, 2009
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Sock Monkey Butt Slapping Madness

Reader Valerie found this little gem and couldn’t help laughing at the ridiculousness of the sock monkey heads on the boob part of the dress.  I can just imagine Sam wearing this and trying to breastfeeding her baby.  Hope you’re saving for therapy, Mommy!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 28, 2009
I Want to Punch a Crafter, What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead |
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Crafts With Feathers Make Me Squirm

What the frikken frack is this crap now?

This kind of craft makes me squirm.  It’s not only the feathers that make me think of Alfred Hitchcock raining down on my sensitivities, it’s the fact that this angel’s body looks like someone found Uncle Frank’s wadded up bunch of dried snotty Kleenex, let it dry and then threw some glitter on it.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 1, 2009
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