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It’s like a Coaster. That you wear on your finger.

File under: stuff that makes me bang my head on my desk.
Coaster ring Its like a Coaster. That you wear on your finger.
Note to genius designer – hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.
two finger bar Its like a Coaster. That you wear on your finger.
And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. “Tribal” my butt.
Big feather ring Its like a Coaster. That you wear on your finger.
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Posted by suebob on December 2, 2011
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C is for Circus. And also your grade on this assignment

Ok, it’s whimsical, it’s a “statement” necklace (I HAAAATE that term), it’s meant to be cute and charming. But you know what turns this necklace from merely annoying into a real Craftastrophe?
Circus necklace C is for Circus. And also your grade on this assignment
The white spots. They didn’t bother to get out their Exacto or jigsaw or what-have-you and trim out the white spots. That drives me crayzeeeeeee. Quality counts, people. Show your work.
{Source} $59 worth of Flying Acrobats

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Posted by suebob on November 28, 2011
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Because on Craftastrophe, unlike in real life, we do not shy away from vomit

How was Thanksgiving? Did anyone eat the onion dip that had been left out in the 87 degree house for 6 hours? I think this little guy did:
Glass Puker Because on Craftastrophe, unlike in real life, we do not shy away from vomit
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Posted by suebob on November 26, 2011
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Nightmare Nursery

Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? A soft, lovey friend to keep you company in the dark, lonely nights.

Scary bear Nightmare NurseryOh hell. Now why did you have to go and do that?

I’ll never sleep again.

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Posted by suebob on October 27, 2011
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Puddle the Easter Horror

We all know bad children get coal in their stockings at Christmas. What do bad children get at Easter?

Puddle Puddle the Easter HorrorBehold Puddle the Funky Gypsy Fiber Art Bunny. Hm. Looks more like Puddle the Mutant Horror Movie Mexican Wrestling Luchadora Bunny to me. In any case, scary as hell.

THAT will teach them to be good, right?

What can you say about Puddle..? She is truly a unique little creation…Puddle simply adores our pet dog Pepper and will follow him around – much to his horror…Pepper reckons she is a really fierce watchdog…not a bunny lover!! Puddle sits and pines away by our window wondering why the other bunnies down come by to visit

{Source} Yours for only $180.

Suebob is baffled.

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Posted by suebob on April 14, 2011
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