CRAPtacular craftastrophes, For The Insane, I Want to Punch a Crafter |
What in the name of black nail polish IS this?
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, For The Insane, I Want to Punch a Crafter |

What in the name of black nail polish IS this?

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!

Reader Valerie found this little gem and couldn’t help laughing at the ridiculousness of the sock monkey heads on the boob part of the dress. I can just imagine Sam wearing this and trying to breastfeeding her baby. Hope you’re saving for therapy, Mommy!

What the frikken frack is this crap now?
This kind of craft makes me squirm. It’s not only the feathers that make me think of Alfred Hitchcock raining down on my sensitivities, it’s the fact that this angel’s body looks like someone found Uncle Frank’s wadded up bunch of dried snotty Kleenex, let it dry and then threw some glitter on it.
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