The price is one pcs.There are two colors (blue/pink ) in the selected one. Please tell me what kind of color need to ship, thank you!

Wait, the price is $99. Does this mean the two shown are $198? It must be. Because two may push the Bling Scale past its reasonable limits and destroy space and time as we know it.

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I wonder if this Titanic commemorative tea is extra bitter?

The Titanic Commemorative Collection presents, “Lost at Sea” ~ This sophisticated blend pays homage to those brave souls lost on the maiden voyage of the Titanic, April 14, 1912. The base tea of Ice Wine Black with rock sugar crystals are symbolic of the iceberg the ship struck in the frigid waters of the North Atlantic. The sprinkling of Cornflower blossoms symbolizes the dark blue sea and night sky surrounding the survivor’s lifeboats as they waited for rescue.

I can’t wait for the Space Shuttle Challenger Spice – I have heard it is an explosion of flavor!

{Source} $6.00. Serve with tears.

Ok, ok, I feel sorry for you already. Now go be all emo somewhere else with your broken, smashed, ripped-open heart.

{Source} $12. Therapy sessions extra.

I don’t care. No matter how much you try to call this “human ivory,” it’s still fingernail clippings to me. No, seriously. Fingernail clippings.

Also? Get that thing out of my house.
{Source} $200 and steam cleaner rental for where I just tossed my lunch on the carpet.

Looks like a dust bunny I vacuumed up after I took down the Christmas tree last week:

Also, the seller says

Silicon carbide is extremely hard if used in manufacturing but since these earrings are made with the compound in its natural form, crystals, they are very fragile therefore you need to be extra careful with them.

So now they not only LOOK like dust bunnies, but they will crumble and leave chunks all over you, which is always attractive, no?
{Source} $20 plus dry cleaning of your favorite blouse