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Swine Flu: The Twilight Saga

bella Swine Flu: The Twilight Saga{source}

Bella’s not sad that Edward’s left but instead has come down with an insufferable bout of Swine Flu.

That’s what you get for forgetting your mask Bella!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 21, 2009
I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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Dis Is Not Yogical*

I’m a big fan of Yoga.  I think it’s good for the mind, body and soul.  At the end of a Yoga class, the instructor always bows to us (and us to her) and says, “Namaste.”  The meaning of that isn’t lost on me, but in case you don’t know what it means, here’s the short version:

The gesture Namaste represents the belief that there is a Divine spark within each of us that is located in the heart chakra. The gesture is an acknowledgment of the soul in one by the soul in another.  “Nama” means bow, “as” means I, and “te” means you. Therefore, Namaste literally means “bow me you” or “I bow to you.”

It’s such a nice gesture, and you feel so incredibly peaceful afterwards.

Which is why I have no idea why this crafter called her creation the Namaste Necklace.  To me, that looks more like my kids Magnetix set exploded in glue and set into a choke hold I would never ever pay $2500 for.  Can imagine wearing this monstrosity to Yoga class?  It’s like cowboy belt buckle meets gloworm!  You’d never get out of downward facing dog!

namaste necklace Dis Is Not Yogical*

*Thanks Haley for the invention of the word Yogical!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 26, 2009
For The Insane, I Want to Punch a Crafter, Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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Nice Hat.  And By Peacock, You Mean…

crocheted hat mask 01 Nice Hat.  And By Peacock, You Mean...

…stegosaurus?

crocheted hat mask 02 Nice Hat.  And By Peacock, You Mean...

Thanks for the hearty giggle Candace!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 23, 2009
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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I Don’t Even Know What To Do With You People Anymore

zombie tie I Dont Even Know What To Do With You People Anymore

What in the name of black nail polish IS this?

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 5, 2009
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, For The Insane, I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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Caption this: Asprin Doily

aspirin doily Caption this: Asprin Doily

Caption this.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 27, 2009
I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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