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Bella’s not sad that Edward’s left but instead has come down with an insufferable bout of Swine Flu.
That’s what you get for forgetting your mask Bella!
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Bella’s not sad that Edward’s left but instead has come down with an insufferable bout of Swine Flu.
That’s what you get for forgetting your mask Bella!
I’m a big fan of Yoga. I think it’s good for the mind, body and soul. At the end of a Yoga class, the instructor always bows to us (and us to her) and says, “Namaste.” The meaning of that isn’t lost on me, but in case you don’t know what it means, here’s the short version:
The gesture Namaste represents the belief that there is a Divine spark within each of us that is located in the heart chakra. The gesture is an acknowledgment of the soul in one by the soul in another. “Nama” means bow, “as” means I, and “te” means you. Therefore, Namaste literally means “bow me you” or “I bow to you.”
It’s such a nice gesture, and you feel so incredibly peaceful afterwards.
Which is why I have no idea why this crafter called her creation the Namaste Necklace. To me, that looks more like my kids Magnetix set exploded in glue and set into a choke hold I would never ever pay $2500 for. Can imagine wearing this monstrosity to Yoga class? It’s like cowboy belt buckle meets gloworm! You’d never get out of downward facing dog!
*Thanks Haley for the invention of the word Yogical!
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Thanks for the hearty giggle Candace!
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