Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for $1300:

I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

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With this, Craftastrophe’s light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It’s the return of Kelley!

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I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

But wouldn’t it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

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Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.

Well, consider me cured.

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Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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